jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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Alright, anyone that knows me knows three very important things about me. 1) Never approach me before I have had my first pot of coffee in the morning, lest I smite them with the most readily available item. 2) I am not a morning person 3) Never use the word good in connection with morning in my presence. Well, I log into face book this morning and across the top of my feed are the words "Good Morning Jeff" in big bold text. Now lets start with number three: A few facts: A) 98% of the most devastating natural disasters to strike in the course of KNOWN history have happened before NOON! B) In point of fact, of those, 73% happen before 10 AM, with the majority of those happening before dawn. C) The odds of having a heart attack are higher before 10AM. So in essence, while you may be wishing someone a good morning, you really have no clue as to what mother nature is going to do to you before noon, or even if you are going to survive until lunch. I am sorry, but if someone tells me good morning and then a few hours later and before noon, an asteroid hits the planet, I will hold them personally responsible. Again, I am not a morning person, never have been. I have been known to destroy alarm clocks. Using everything from shoes, hammers and throwing them against walls. It is therefore my opinion that the moron who has decided to put that "good morning ______" bullshit on Facebook or any other social networking site should be taken out and beat/whipped/tortured until they have learned the error of their ways. As for the person that hired that person, in this case Zuckerburg, should be placed in a room with Trump and Hilary, and the three of them fed nothing but taco bell and prune juice for a week.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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