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A illogical and insane alternative to current president... - 9/29/2016 8:24:54 PM

jlf1961

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All eligible voters in the US just write me in on the ballot.

I dont promise anything except I will TRY not to start a nuclear war (First time I hear a native of the UK call the US 'The colonies' I am invading.)

Oh hell, I promise not to fuck up the government any more than it already is and try and find experts that can actually come up with a way to fix the problems.

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RE: A illogical and insane alternative to current presi... - 9/30/2016 7:53:24 PM

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You'd have my vote, but I'm Canadian.

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RE: A illogical and insane alternative to current presi... - 10/4/2016 6:07:53 PM

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Smile, JLF1961, things aren't TOO bad. You should be be grateful George Dubbya is no longer in power.

I'm quite sure the the rest of the world is.

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RE: A illogical and insane alternative to current presi... - 10/8/2016 11:30:25 AM

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Well now we do know thanks to GWB, you could get clean away with it...no matter the reason.

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RE: A illogical and insane alternative to current presi... - 10/8/2016 1:49:23 PM

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Smile, JLF1961, things aren't TOO bad. You should be be grateful George Dubbya is no longer in power.

I'm quite sure the the rest of the world is.

The guy waiting in the wings will probably make Bush the second look like Roosevelt by comparison, sadly.

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RE: A illogical and insane alternative to current presi... - 10/9/2016 7:47:06 PM

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If you're unsure who to vote for, think of it this way ; Who's face would you prefer to see on a postage stamp ??

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RE: A illogical and insane alternative to current presi... - 10/10/2016 1:12:33 AM

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Jeff, you're a close second but I want to know how you stand on sovereign immunity and cruelty to animals.

There is also chaotic math theory but I might bore the people with that.

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RE: A illogical and insane alternative to current presi... - 10/10/2016 8:54:43 AM

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On cruelty to animals, well in my opinion, whatever a person does to an animal should be done to them, plus a mandatory 15 year prison sentence.

As for the Sovereign Immunity, if you are referring to the sovereign citizen movement, I personally think that is a bunch of bullshit based on the posse comitatus movement which held there is no authority higher than the county, which is in complete disregard to the constitution.

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RE: A illogical and insane alternative to current presi... - 10/10/2016 12:33:00 PM

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Is chaos theory an election platform now?
That would explain the last couple of Presidential debates, I suppose:
"No way can crooked Hilary claim that she's in command of the nonlinear vote like me..."

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RE: A illogical and insane alternative to current presi... - 10/19/2016 4:08:39 PM

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lets see the similarity between bush and Roosevelt both staged or allowed attacks on the nation to push us into a war . one robbed us blind for wall street the other stole the gold from the American people. both believed in bigger waistful corrupt government. both had their economy being influenced by a private cabal of foreign bankers and treasonous elitist. Neither stood up for the oath they both served . only difference is Roosevelt got white washed for what ?? a ponzi scheam to rob your income to play the creditors of the bankruptcy of 1933 who by the way were the central banks and the only thing they should be paid it in the same worthless paper they force us to pay them to print. socal security it just happens you would collect 2 years after the life expectancy imagine that and they money was going to go where again . to pay the interest on the paper the fed reserve forced on us .

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RE: A illogical and insane alternative to current presi... - 10/19/2016 5:51:37 PM

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lets see the similarity between bush and Roosevelt both staged or allowed attacks on the nation to push us into a war . one robbed us blind for wall street the other stole the gold from the American people. both believed in bigger waistful corrupt government. both had their economy being influenced by a private cabal of foreign bankers and treasonous elitist. Neither stood up for the oath they both served . only difference is Roosevelt got white washed for what ?? a ponzi scheam to rob your income to play the creditors of the bankruptcy of 1933 who by the way were the central banks and the only thing they should be paid it in the same worthless paper they force us to pay them to print. socal security it just happens you would collect 2 years after the life expectancy imagine that and they money was going to go where again . to pay the interest on the paper the fed reserve forced on us .

what the fuck does that have to do with my suggestion?

Oh, wait, another sock rears its head.

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RE: A illogical and insane alternative to current presi... - 10/20/2016 5:08:18 AM

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lets see the similarity between bush and Roosevelt both staged or allowed attacks on the nation to push us into a war . one robbed us blind for wall street the other stole the gold from the American people. both believed in bigger waistful corrupt government. both had their economy being influenced by a private cabal of foreign bankers and treasonous elitist. Neither stood up for the oath they both served . only difference is Roosevelt got white washed for what ?? a ponzi scheam to rob your income to play the creditors of the bankruptcy of 1933 who by the way were the central banks and the only thing they should be paid it in the same worthless paper they force us to pay them to print. socal security it just happens you would collect 2 years after the life expectancy imagine that and they money was going to go where again . to pay the interest on the paper the fed reserve forced on us .

I'll take a President who tried to pay off his backers and balance the economy over one who thinks that "small government" is a synonym for "tax cuts" and that paying for their their military budget can be accomplished by hiking the deficit any day.
Strange how you don't see that as a difference between Roosevelt and Bush.

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RE: A illogical and insane alternative to current presi... - 10/20/2016 5:38:21 AM

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lets see the similarity between bush and Roosevelt both staged or allowed attacks on the nation to push us into a war . one robbed us blind for wall street the other stole the gold from the American people. both believed in bigger waistful corrupt government. both had their economy being influenced by a private cabal of foreign bankers and treasonous elitist. Neither stood up for the oath they both served . only difference is Roosevelt got white washed for what ?? a ponzi scheam to rob your income to play the creditors of the bankruptcy of 1933 who by the way were the central banks and the only thing they should be paid it in the same worthless paper they force us to pay them to print. socal security it just happens you would collect 2 years after the life expectancy imagine that and they money was going to go where again . to pay the interest on the paper the fed reserve forced on us .

I'll take a President who tried to pay off his backers and balance the economy over one who thinks that "small government" is a synonym for "tax cuts" and that paying for their their military budget can be accomplished by hiking the deficit any day.
Strange how you don't see that as a difference between Roosevelt and Bush.

As opposed to clean shaven?

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