PeonForHer
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True story: It was a dark and stormy night ... Picture an old couple, living in a little cottage way out in the country, watching one of the old Hammer Dracula films, with Christoper Lee as Dracula and Peter Cushing as Van Helsing. The wind was howling, the rain was lashing at the door. Suddenly, there's a loud knock. The old man bravely goes to answer it. Standing there, dripping wet, is Count Dracula himself. 'I do apologise for disturbing you,' says Christopher Lee in his usual urbane manner, 'But my car's broken down. Would you mind awfully if I were to use your telephone?' 'Not at all, Mr Lee', said the old lady, behind her husband - who'd fainted into Lee's arms - 'Do come in'.
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