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Can someone PLEASE explain: - 10/11/2016 7:11:14 PM   
jlf1961


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Status: offline 		I have raised 2 of my own kids, four step kids, and now am helping to raise my great nephew.

There is one thing I have noticed in all my years in the chaotic pass time known as parenting....


Kids are the perfect example of chaos theory.

1) On the nights when they give you no problems at bed time, you can bet that the next morning getting them out of bed for school is going to be damn near impossible.

2) On the nights they fight going to bed, they are going to be up before the alarms go off and acting like they have drank 90000 cups of high caf coffee.

3) If they like broccoli this week, they wont next week.

4) If they insist on chocolate chip cookies to be purchased for after school snack, they will want oatmeal cookies instead when they get home from school.

5) The tv show they had to watch last week is not the one to watch this week.

AND NOT A SINGLE KID BORN AFTER 2000 HAS ANY FREAKING CLUE WHO THE HELL TAZ IS!

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RE: Can someone PLEASE explain: - 10/11/2016 8:05:42 PM   
Tangelo


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So, apart from being an abbreviation for the Tasmanian Devil, who the hell IS Taz ????

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RE: Can someone PLEASE explain: - 10/11/2016 8:13:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		Fwiw, I was born long before 2000,and I have no idea either.

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RE: Can someone PLEASE explain: - 10/11/2016 8:50:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		For anybody from Aus; Taz is anybody from Tasmania. It's a very strange state, where many of the inhabitants actually believe ( and will argue) that they are not a part of Australia but a country entire unto itself. They are renowned for having two heads apiece, with no brain in either of them, or conversely, if they are seen to have only ONE head, a large scar can be found on one shoulder where the other head has been removed. Know as one of the few places in the world where you can walk into a shop and purchase a matching pair of hats.

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RE: Can someone PLEASE explain: - 10/11/2016 9:10:39 PM   
dcnovice


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I think this may be JLF's dude.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasmanian_Devil_(Looney_Tunes)

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RE: Can someone PLEASE explain: - 10/11/2016 10:48:26 PM   
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Good one DVR. . . . With your vast knowledge of all things Australian, however, you omitted to mention

that Tasmanian females also have THREE breasts. Yes, it's true. Two in the front and one on the back for

their partner to hold when dancing !


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RE: Can someone PLEASE explain: - 10/11/2016 10:49:56 PM   
Dvr22999874


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RE: Can someone PLEASE explain: - 10/12/2016 7:02:10 AM   
Tangelo


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Ha ha. . . . Who drinks beer with a flat head ???

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RE: Can someone PLEASE explain: - 10/12/2016 10:37:16 AM   
debydeb


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Status: offline 		flat heads is from a book, just saying.... also i have no idea what this thread is about

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RE: Can someone PLEASE explain: - 10/12/2016 5:42:39 PM   
AtUrCervix


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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I have raised 2 of my own kids, four step kids, and now am helping to raise my great nephew.

There is one thing I have noticed in all my years in the chaotic pass time known as parenting....


Kids are the perfect example of chaos theory.

1) On the nights when they give you no problems at bed time, you can bet that the next morning getting them out of bed for school is going to be damn near impossible.

2) On the nights they fight going to bed, they are going to be up before the alarms go off and acting like they have drank 90000 cups of high caf coffee.

3) If they like broccoli this week, they wont next week.

4) If they insist on chocolate chip cookies to be purchased for after school snack, they will want oatmeal cookies instead when they get home from school.

5) The tv show they had to watch last week is not the one to watch this week.

AND NOT A SINGLE KID BORN AFTER 2000 HAS ANY FREAKING CLUE WHO THE HELL TAZ IS!


Bud!!!!! WTF is Taz?????

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RE: Can someone PLEASE explain: - 10/12/2016 5:47:54 PM   
Tangelo


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JLF1961 started thread, perhaps HE will enlighten us ??

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RE: Can someone PLEASE explain: - 10/12/2016 5:52:15 PM   
jlf1961


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Tangelo


JLF1961 started thread, perhaps HE will enlighten us ??



Do you honestly think I know?



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RE: Can someone PLEASE explain: - 10/13/2016 3:07:27 PM   
AtUrCervix


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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961


quote:

ORIGINAL: Tangelo


JLF1961 started thread, perhaps HE will enlighten us ??



Do you honestly think I know?




An honest man.

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