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jlf1961 -> Personal ad lines that make you think twice. (10/12/2016 1:02:01 PM)
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Okay, I admit I read personal ads for the humor.
Today, a friend forwarded one to me that caught had me doing the WTF reread.
the lines
'Submissive in and out of the bedroom' was immediately followed with "currently pregnant."
Not sure, but if a woman is pregnant, it would be current, would it not, as opposed to previous or future? I mean biology is not my strong suit, but pregnancy is always a current state, for a finite length of time, which in humans is just over 9 months.
Or (granted it has been a while) has human reproduction reached a point where pregnancy is similar to some other biological cycle? independent of a male's input or action?
Another good one (under seeking long term relationships)
"I'm married and lookin for someone to be friends with and see where it does from there, discretion is an absolute must!"
Is this not a way of saying two things:
1) I am not happy with my husband and not going to file divorce till I have someone else to pay for it
AND (Remember this is Texas, with a crime of passion rider in the homicide/manslaughter law, which means in the heat of passion such as catching wife in bed with another man, he can kill her and her lover and walk scot free.)
2) My husband that I want to cheat on has guns and or money.
Then there are the sad ones
I am a bbw (and find out she weighs 120 and is 5'8") which makes it sad because she believes she is a bbw. I mean, come on, that is damn near anorexic.
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