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Why? - 10/25/2016 9:43:03 AM

jlf1961

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Alright, I want to know why:

1) the nurse says "you might feel a slight pinch" just before she sticks a needle into your knee that looks like one of those pencils from first grade, you know the ones the size of a horse leg?

2) Doctors say "tell me if this hurts?" immediately before they do something that has you screaming in agony

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RE: Why? - 10/25/2016 10:11:32 AM

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I think I may have a blog from 12 years ago - I actually saved some from IC all those years ago - for those who remember...

It was titled Anal probes and spinach and is a true story.

Anal Probes and Spinach
Where have I been, what have I been up too, Where indeed am I, have I evolved and gone hitherto another realm? In no particular order here we gooooooo.

The following have a neat check against em, just use your mortal imaginations or fek off to the pub if u prefer:
Nightshades.
Castle Turret. (Airth castle lovely and very,very expensive)
Gargantuan four-poster bed .
Spinach (well tech its green and tastes like rotten tree leaves and I dumped it on some loonies plate).
Penis probe - that fuking hurt and they dont knock you out for shoving a camera up your willy if you wondered men.
X-ray of my own pelvic region pwwwooooaaaaar
Aging a year in a mere day
Choc cake
Getting high on pethadeine.

The following do not have a neat check against em:
Writey story telling slave type (applicants apply herewith with nude, rubber, boot, shiny pictures)
Portal of light

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