jlf1961 -> WTF is the fascination with Zombies? (10/27/2016 2:02:58 PM)
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Seriously, as far as monsters go, these things are about as big a threat as gnat to a battleship. Once more let me point out a few weaknesses for this creature. 1) It is an animated corpse, corpses rot, when they rot they fall apart, so the damn things would be falling to pieces in a little over a week. 2) Corpses decompose, this causes gases to build up inside them, which causes the things to explode once the gas pressure exceeds the ability of the rotting skin to contain it. 3) Zombies are slow, from the episodes of TWD I have seen, a grand mother with both legs in a cast using a walker could out run them going up hill. Of course, again from what I have seen in the few episodes of TWD and the infrequent viewings of Zombie themed movies, there are a few observations that can be made. A) Evidently the people not infected with Zombie syndrome do become infected with terminal stupidity, because the majority of the victims are caught in places where there is but one entrance. Thus they become trapped and become a Zombie buffet. B) Somebody always comes up with the plan to stay IN the city where they are outnumbered. Again, they become a Zombie fast food menu item. C) Then there is the guy that comes up with the idea to wait for the zombies to come to them. Now the virus basis for the Zombie infection. While there are viruses that do cause symptoms such as mindlessness, they do not have any connection for the desire to eat brains. As for undead, or walking dead monsters to worry about, might I suggest mummies? I mean these critters come back because some idiot goes and fucks with their tomb. No matter what you do, you cant stop them until you put back whatever it is you took that pissed them off in the first place.
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