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ResidentSadist -> RE: The world will end this weekend.... (11/7/2016 6:58:14 AM)

Worst apocalypse ever... nothing happened. Happy Monday.




PeonForHer -> RE: The world will end this weekend.... (11/9/2016 10:17:35 AM)

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This is the most disappointing failed apocalypse yet: at least a few people were talking about the others offline.


Cheer up! It's not the end of the world! [:)]




jlf1961 -> RE: The world will end this weekend.... (11/9/2016 12:07:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

Half six in the evening, and still here.
This is the most disappointing failed apocalypse yet: at least a few people were talking about the others offline.


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Worst apocalypse ever... nothing happened. Happy Monday.




Actually, the world as we knew it ended at 0259 this morning when The Donald was elected president.


And considering he asked (concerning dealing with ISIS) "why cant we use nukes?"

The actual termination of life on earth may be within the next 365 days.

We at least for all you non-survivalist types, I have a perfectly good, cold war era, former military structure that will handle the near miss of a thermonuclear device and provide for safe living until the radiation levels fall to a safe level.


Thus speaketh the paranoid paramilitary gun loving conspiracy theorist




needlesandpins -> RE: The world will end this weekend.... (11/9/2016 12:59:26 PM)

If the ginger prick is not picked off by a gale force wind using that hair do of his as a sail, and some how we end up with nukes being used, I do hope that I'm in the instant dead zone. I've seriously had enough of all this crap, and silly little rich men playing war.

Needles




WhoreMods -> RE: The world will end this weekend.... (11/9/2016 1:29:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
We at least for all you non-survivalist types, I have a perfectly good, cold war era, former military structure that will handle the near miss of a thermonuclear device and provide for safe living until the radiation levels fall to a safe level.

You do know that when you people come out of those things you'll be the only uncontaminated source of fresh meat left?
[;)]




jlf1961 -> RE: The world will end this weekend.... (11/9/2016 3:41:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
We at least for all you non-survivalist types, I have a perfectly good, cold war era, former military structure that will handle the near miss of a thermonuclear device and provide for safe living until the radiation levels fall to a safe level.

You do know that when you people come out of those things you'll be the only uncontaminated source of fresh meat left?
[;)]



Actually, considering the local air force base is no longer a viable nuclear wing, and in fact the nearest military facility that would be considered a potential target is Nebraska, that pretty much keeps the heavier (and deadlier) fallout potential well north of my area.

To go even further, the current (with the exceptions of Pakistan and India, possibly North Korea) nuclear arsenals are all thermonuclear or fusion devices. This limits the total heavy particle contamination zone to within a radius of 10 miles from ground zero, and the total lethal zone to less than fifty miles from ground zero.

This is of course figuring that the players would limit targets to those of military or strategic value and not the carpet bomb the other guy targeting plan, or the 'grand tour' scenario.

Lets say for example, New York City took a direct hit from a single 10 megaton device, on central park.

Total devastation would pretty much eliminate everything on Manhattan Island, so the five boroughs would be gone. The total zero life contamination zone would pretty much take in everything for a 50 mile radius, so Newark, and a large chunk of Long Island.

The rest of the problem would depend on which way the wind is blowing, but it is a given that the corridor from Richmond to Boston would pretty much be cratered.

Going west, figure most of the great lakes port cities, Memphis, St. Louis, Kansas city, Omaha, Denver, Dallas Fort Worth, Houston, Phoenix, Vegas, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, Seattle.

Since the US Air Force decided to move their nuclear strike wings to Nebraska and the Dakotas, pretty much ended the threat the local base had, hell its now a B1 training base and a C130 base. They dont even have conventional bombs on the post anymore.




Baldrick -> RE: The world will end this weekend.... (11/9/2016 3:47:45 PM)

On the upside to a nuclear war, I am 3 miles from Detroit... I would be bapourized instantly... yay me!




MrRodgers -> RE: The world will end this weekend.... (11/9/2016 4:01:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Forget the bible....
Forget the Maya....
Forget Nostradamus....

Last night the final nail in the coffin for humanity was placed and the world will end this weekend.

Thing is that every one that follows baseball realizes this.

For the rest of the poor souls who are going to die, and have no clue as why the rest of us are prepared for the event....

The Chicago Cubs won their first world series in 117 years.

Its over.

The fork has been stabbed and the world has been deemed done.

Once the curse was broke, that was it.

We be doomed.


Now granted, when I tried telling the various people this fact when I paid bills today, they still wanted their money, although one woman at the cable/internet company did agree that the world was going to end for the same reasons I postulated.

.....and a good friend of mine who was born in Chicago, was an encyclopedia of sports players, characters, championships among other subjects...passed away the Tues. week (Oct.) before that day of reckoning.

So come to find out, he laid $100's on the Cubs to win it all and nobody knows at what book...so it sits there waiting. Last we discovered, he made one of his very rare telephone bets...so the search goes on. What a real shame, couldn't see it and nobody yet...cashes in.

Just thought too...check his phone records.




MrRodgers -> RE: The world will end this weekend.... (11/9/2016 5:14:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
We at least for all you non-survivalist types, I have a perfectly good, cold war era, former military structure that will handle the near miss of a thermonuclear device and provide for safe living until the radiation levels fall to a safe level.

You do know that when you people come out of those things you'll be the only uncontaminated source of fresh meat left?
[;)]



Actually, considering the local air force base is no longer a viable nuclear wing, and in fact the nearest military facility that would be considered a potential target is Nebraska, that pretty much keeps the heavier (and deadlier) fallout potential well north of my area.

To go even further, the current (with the exceptions of Pakistan and India, possibly North Korea) nuclear arsenals are all thermonuclear or fusion devices. This limits the total heavy particle contamination zone to within a radius of 10 miles from ground zero, and the total lethal zone to less than fifty miles from ground zero.

This is of course figuring that the players would limit targets to those of military or strategic value and not the carpet bomb the other guy targeting plan, or the 'grand tour' scenario.

Lets say for example, New York City took a direct hit from a single 10 megaton device, on central park.

Total devastation would pretty much eliminate everything on Manhattan Island, so the five boroughs would be gone. The total zero life contamination zone would pretty much take in everything for a 50 mile radius, so Newark, and a large chunk of Long Island.

The rest of the problem would depend on which way the wind is blowing, but it is a given that the corridor from Richmond to Boston would pretty much be cratered.

Going west, figure most of the great lakes port cities, Memphis, St. Louis, Kansas city, Omaha, Denver, Dallas Fort Worth, Houston, Phoenix, Vegas, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, Seattle.

Since the US Air Force decided to move their nuclear strike wings to Nebraska and the Dakotas, pretty much ended the threat the local base had, hell its now a B1 training base and a C130 base. They dont even have conventional bombs on the post anymore.

Well N. Korea has only 10-12 Kt HERE

Pakistan has only 300-500 Kt. an estimate from the dr. HERE

I seriously doubt Indian nukes are any threat.

So both of them are a very, very small fraction of 10 Mt.

Oh and 40 miles from a 10 Mt would still blind you if you looked at the ball and and also cause 3rd degree burns.




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