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DeadMonster -> !!! The US presential elections, the UK fetish club version !!! (11/3/2016 10:56:26 PM)
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I was fucking around with my journal and I decided I am going to be benevolent (read: whore for attention) by sharing it. Someone might enjoy this. If not, no need to tell me cheers thanks bye.
!!! The US presential elections, the UK fetish club version !!!
Donald Trump is the Dom who tries to start a conversation with with a couple while they're engaged in a scene. Then doesn't show up for a few months because his sub had a kidney infection because he shifted the buttplug from her arse to her cunt.
Hillary Clinton is the sub who knows everyone at the club, knows everything better, and never knows when to shut up.
Gary Johnson is the wanky man who skulks around in the corner and fondles his penis.
Jill Stein is the bald-shaven woman covered in piercings and tattoos who sits alone at the table and noone talks to.
Evan McMullin is the first-timer in jeans and trainers noone knows or can vouch for who was only let when he agreed to go topless and wearing a borrowed collar.
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