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jlf1961 -> 20/20 hindsight (11/14/2016 7:11:23 AM)

Lets face it, there were clues that the election was going to result in something weird.

There were the increase in earthquakes in parts of the US that normally does not have earthquakes, and while it seemed sensible that fracking and wastewater injection may have been to blame, I submit that the planet was getting itself ready for a shift to the more insane.

Then of course, the Cubs broke a 117 year streak of NOT being in or winning the world series.

Now admittedly, I thought this was indicative of the end of the world, but as we all saw, it was not.

But it was an omen of things to come.

Now we have a man who is not the most stable individual who will soon have control of the US nuclear launch codes.

But, what more does the future have in store for us?

What do all the omens of the past year really mean?




WhoreMods -> RE: 20/20 hindsight (11/14/2016 8:13:43 AM)

Well, if those were Omens* of the End Times looming, perhaps that means that the American president will kill himself to make way for Damien Thorne?
Just think: even as we speak, Fundamentalists are going through Revelations looking to see if any of the descriptions of the beast and or false prophet include a combover, tiny cock and no balls, or an orange complexion...

*(The Omen 3, I think, but I could be misremembering as it's years since I've seen any of them)




mnottertail -> RE: 20/20 hindsight (11/14/2016 8:14:54 AM)

Snatch him bald and see if he has a 666 under the wig?




ShaharThorne -> RE: 20/20 hindsight (11/14/2016 11:51:32 AM)

Its Revelation, not Revelations...common biblical mistake.

Besides, the orange one won't be the Beast..I am the true Thorne!




WhoreMods -> RE: 20/20 hindsight (11/14/2016 12:04:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Snatch him bald and see if he has a 666 under the wig?

That's what he's trying to hide with the combover?
I'd been assuming that Ivana had tattooed "I pay to suck cocks: that's why I keep going bankrupt" across his forehead when they divorced.




needlesandpins -> RE: 20/20 hindsight (11/14/2016 12:34:59 PM)

Portent by James Herbert tells of the Earth going bat shit nuts, killing loads of people, but at the same time should us how we could actually tap in to it for the better of both ourselves, and it ... if I remember rightly ... It's a very long time since I read it. I can't remember if it told us how to get rid of over grown Umpa-lumpas whilst making it look like an accident though [:D]

Needles




MasterG2kTR -> RE: 20/20 hindsight (11/14/2016 6:37:13 PM)

I'm waiting for someone to come up with one of those bible code things or some new deciphering of a Nostradamus quatrain....[>:]......y'know?!




WhoreMods -> RE: 20/20 hindsight (11/15/2016 4:44:02 AM)

I think the Bible Code and Nostradamus were completely mined out during the last couple of unpopular presidencies, and were already looking a bit threadbare by the turn of the millennium anyway, sadly.




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