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jlf1961 -> I have figured it out! (11/26/2016 6:18:58 PM)
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Seriously, I have it figured out.
I know what is wrong with this country!
You see, the problems did not start with this election, but a couple of hundred years ago.
Now, it is no longer socially acceptable to stage raids to steal women and horses (well it was never 'legal' but it was a legitimate way of doing things) and you cant buy wives anymore (which the present system is actually much more expensive, with the rings, church weddings etc.)
I mean it was cheaper when you went to the girl's father, offered how ever many ponies you thought she was worth, and he said either yes or no.
Now if the same system were in place today (considering how crazy some of these women are) fathers might even come to a prospective husband and offer him ponies to take the girl off his hands.
Besides, going back the raid (which by tradition, must be on horseback) or the bride price (again the price must be in the form of ponies) this would actually serve to fix some of the environmental problems we face today, since we would have to go back to a horse centered society.
Now, before you complain about horse shit on the streets, I must remind you that horse shit makes a damn good organic fertilizer.
And for you mechanic types, they cant put computer controlled ignition systems on a horse!
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