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Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 2:27:28 AM

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Im 34 years old and a few days ago, I finally thought... why not do porn?

So I launched my first video (solo male) just a cock dance and love the feeling.

So my question is for women, what are some of the things that you would be interested in viewing a solo male do? I want to be fun for women.

Here is a video I posted, I plan on getting better, cock rings, Im eating healthy and working out, still a long road a head of me.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph587358f4a3cb2

RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 2:57:18 AM

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I think you'll find that most women don't do porn and most women don't want to see mens bits on the screen.

Porn is very much male-oriented and male targeted.
Sure, there is some female porn but the majority is for the men.

To answer your question... put it away and engage in social chat that isn't porn related.

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 5:21:01 AM

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34 years old and clueless. Awesome.

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 6:02:27 AM

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Don't listen to anyone in this forum who has more than a few dozen posts. If they knew anything they'd be somewhere else about now.

A few suggestions to launch your career(assuming you're not doing it just to get laid):

Firstly: One Guy One Cup. Self explanatory really. Just make sure you stick staunch and don't take the pussy "chocolate ice-cream" option like the original whores.

Secondly: Get your face out there. Women are suckers for men that other women are lusting after. Nothing says "notice me" like being being recognised in public as that guy who came in his own face and then started crying.

Turdly: In keeping with the "women are suckers for leaders" mantra, start your own religion and change your handle to something like "SacredGod", start a cult, make some videos...shit, nevermind.

Forthrighteously: Grow a beard. Can't hurt.

Fifthly: We hope "eating healthily" means you're paleo. Vegetarians are lion food.

Sickly: Being "fun for women" usually involves an ATM and a ride home. ATM does not mean "ass to mouth" in this instance. And a ride home will only include sex if there's some guy in the back seat with her.

7thly: Being drunk makes you more interesting to everyone who matters. This excludes everyone reading this, and anyone who watches your porn without laughing.

Atethly: Just really wanted to use Atethly in a sentence.

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 8:00:20 AM

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The people with lots of post have more intelligent replies than what I just read.

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 8:03:31 AM

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"In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion."

Ta :)

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 8:04:00 AM

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Buddy, you just wasted 2 minutes of your time making that video. Yes I looked and it was boring as hell. Not even any music to make it even slightly interesting.

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 8:14:28 AM

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Btw, we have lots of post. And we didn't even have to edit our message :)

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 8:17:55 AM

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What will we do with all this post??

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 8:54:20 AM

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So my question is for women, what are some of the things that you would be interested in viewing a solo male do? I want to be fun for women.

Truthfully? Nothing. If it's not somebody that I'm involved with or already know that I have a sexual attraction to, a random dude's 'solo act' isn't going to interest me in the least. If I were the type to be interested in it, I'd just pick one of the (God knows how many) guys who post on the site begging women to watch them rub one out on cam. Either that, or I'd just go to the club and watch one of the exhibitionists there.

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 9:48:30 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DomCoupleMakati

Don't listen to anyone in this forum who has more than a few dozen posts. If they knew anything they'd be somewhere else about now.

A few suggestions to launch your career(assuming you're not doing it just to get laid):

Firstly: One Guy One Cup. Self explanatory really. Just make sure you stick staunch and don't take the pussy "chocolate ice-cream" option like the original whores.

Secondly: Get your face out there. Women are suckers for men that other women are lusting after. Nothing says "notice me" like being being recognised in public as that guy who came in his own face and then started crying.

Turdly: In keeping with the "women are suckers for leaders" mantra, start your own religion and change your handle to something like "SacredGod", start a cult, make some videos...shit, nevermind.

Forthrighteously: Grow a beard. Can't hurt.

Fifthly: We hope "eating healthily" means you're paleo. Vegetarians are lion food.

Sickly: Being "fun for women" usually involves an ATM and a ride home. ATM does not mean "ass to mouth" in this instance. And a ride home will only include sex if there's some guy in the back seat with her.

7thly: Being drunk makes you more interesting to everyone who matters. This excludes everyone reading this, and anyone who watches your porn without laughing.

Atethly: Just really wanted to use Atethly in a sentence.

When you make it big don't forget the people who put you there.

Lmao! You should demand a cut of his profits too if he makes it! You could be his manager!

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 9:52:54 AM

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So my question is for women, what are some of the things that you would be interested in viewing a solo male do? I want to be fun for women.

I am really curious if there is seriously any woman on earth who would ever be interested in male porn and really enjoy it? I have a feeling it's more gonna attract gay men.

Because I feel women likes romance, connection, physical touch. Not cold porn that is like just some dude over the screen.

Even magic mike does not interest me. I was so bored to tears with that movie I still haven't finished watching it, could not even get pass first 30 minutes. If there is no real physical action involve, I am not interested.

Watching sex is like watching sports. Damn boring. I prefer to participate in both sports and sex.

And even magic mike, females does it better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW6zol0GEFY

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 12:45:13 PM

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what are some of the things that you would be interested in viewing a solo male do?

washing the diapers

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 1:04:03 PM

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Thanks for the replies everyone :)

Well then, what in the world do I have to do to be loved by women? To entertain women ?

Would I have to write a book, revealing every secret about myself? It would begin with the story of who I used to take all my clothing off and climb up on my window seal and stand there exposing myself to the world as a young boy of 7. Really get into all my perversions and thoughts through out my life....Not just that though, I mean truly reveal myself and expose myself to the world. So when women see me they know all my secrets, they have a really good picture of who I am.

...It would be a thrill to become wealthy in such a way.

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 1:36:30 PM

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Well then, what in the world do I have to do to be loved by women? To entertain women ?

Be personable and treat them like human beings rather a fetish delivery system.

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 2:29:50 PM

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I agree, I enjoy being a gentleman.

I think underneath it all, I want a fun career. I think like most men I want to gain the attention of a lot of women, to be loved and lusted after is practically every mans fantasy.

The poets of the romantic age, Lord Byron is one of my heroes. Women would buy his books and hide them under their bed, he was seductive and reading his work was dangerous..

What limits do I have to push in our time, to gain the status of men like that?

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 3:21:46 PM

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I think you'll find that most women don't do porn and most women don't want to see mens bits on the screen.

Porn is very much male-oriented and male targeted.
Sure, there is some female porn but the majority is for the men.

To answer your question... put it away and engage in social chat that isn't porn related.

I wouldn't say women aren't into porn, they're just not into the same porn as guys are and a guy pleasuring himself or flapping his bits about isn't doing it...

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Well then, what in the world do I have to do to be loved by women? To entertain women ?

Would I have to write a book, revealing every secret about myself? It would begin with the story of who I used to take all my clothing off and climb up on my window seal and stand there exposing myself to the world as a young boy of 7. Really get into all my perversions and thoughts through out my life....Not just that though, I mean truly reveal myself and expose myself to the world. So when women see me they know all my secrets, they have a really good picture of who I am.

...It would be a thrill to become wealthy in such a way.

Let me know when the publishers are banging on your door, it might just work as well as you dancing. If there are no secrets, what is there to explore?

Give us a shout when you are ready to join the real world

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 4:10:06 PM

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Well then, what in the world do I have to do to be loved by women? To entertain women ?

Become the lead singer for a Rock band.

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 4:33:20 PM

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what in the world do I have to do to be loved by women? To entertain women ?

oh that's easy, be loveable and entertaining.
Of course, every woman will have different standards by which they judge those two things.

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RE: Question for women, shameless self promotion - 1/9/2017 4:34:46 PM

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Well then, what in the world do I have to do to be loved by women? To entertain women ?

Become the lead singer for a Rock band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_J-hmyAS6c

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