jlf1961
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Okay, granted this is only the preliminarily form, and does need some work but....
Items needed:
2,000,000 linear feet of quality tissue paper
2,000,000 linear feet of paper used for napkins
50,000 gallons of Carolina Reaper juice in aerosol form
Toilet paper rolling and packaging equipment
Trucks to deliver said toilet paper (in usable form) to the Microsoft facility in Redman Washington, USA.
Now, after thinking further on this, I noticed that when ever an 'unknown' medical emergency occurs in a facility, said facility is closed down until the source of contamination is found.
Now, while my plan was originally to treat just toilet paper, I have given it more thought and figure that it would actually be better to treat all paper products used for any and all personal use in both sanitary and dining applications.
Of course, to pull this off, it will be necessary for all evidence to lead to someone else.
I am thinking of an English ex pat living in Canada named for a Peanuts character... or a female user from Singapore.
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