mnottertail -> RE: training to "squirt" (8/28/2006 8:44:59 PM)
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Lookit here you little piss guzzling come slut, when I tell you to tighten up your muscles you do it, when I tell you to loosen up you do it..... (establish a rhythm) ..........you fuckin' whore, listen to me now........closely and carefully (spoken quietly and slowly)............ yadda yadda yadda (I ain't the red cross here for fucks sake......) yadda yadda yadda............ a certain tempo increases after some indeterminate passage of time....... NOW, BITCH when I say come, you come in my hand like a good girl....I don't give a fuck if you piss or shit or fart all over the bed, if you do not push I will whip your ass till next wednesday........ yadda yadda yadda..... You want to be my good girl, right?............................. You want to push for me, right? Right in that spot there, right here........ Be a good girl and push, or I will be cross with you...... NOW_______PUSH, PUSH PuSH.......do it you cunt...... Push and push and push............ (angelic music plays...............) Like that, you will figure out the muscles after, ok? That is the short form. Ron (you gotta wanna) (edit: you do it a couple times and it is like Marilyn Chambers says, 'It's just another act'..............next?)
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