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LMFKAO - 7/24/2006 7:00:25 PM

MasterRenegade77

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      The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an
     apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there, it
     was too late and the man had died. While consoling the wife, one of
     the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked the lady what
     symptoms the man had suffered and if anything had precipitated the
     heart attack.The lady replied, "Well, we were in the bed making love
     and he started moaning, groaning, thrashing about the bed, panting,
     and sweating. I thought he was coming, but I guess he was going."

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RE: LMFKAO - 7/24/2006 7:58:47 PM

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I hate that when that happens!!

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RE: LMFKAO - 7/25/2006 3:56:14 AM

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RE: LMFKAO - 7/25/2006 8:18:56 AM

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Hahaha, great one

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RE: LMFKAO - 7/25/2006 10:58:26 AM

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moan, groan ... call 911

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RE: LMFKAO - 7/25/2006 8:55:47 PM

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Into the night sky I fly through distant lands and darkened streets... Up into the clouds to play and dance with the moon.....To the hearts of all and I say to you be true to they own heart.

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RE: LMFKAO - 7/26/2006 3:38:55 PM

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RE: LMFKAO - 7/27/2006 4:23:48 AM

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