Greta75
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Share your Juvenile Music that you ever used to listen to!
I grew up as a kid listening to songs like Lipstick of Guttermouth with lyrics like these, this band was banned from Canada lol, I mean, who gets banned from Canada? But I caught them live in Australia, they were awesome!:
On a Tuesday afternoon,
My mom came in my room
And said get the fuck up out of bed
And get a goddamn job
So I told her hey, hey fuck you mom
And I threw the phone at her head
But I missed and hit her in the snatch
So I slammed the door in her face
Don't ever march in my room
I'll kick your ass
And call the cops
And tell them I'm abused
And you'll wind up in jail
While I snowboard in Veil
No one to post your bail
'Cause daddy loves me more
He says that you're a…
You're worthless
You're lazy
You're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
Mommy you're so worthless
You're lazy
You're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
Now make it 50…bucks
Now mom writes me letters
I write return to sender
Let her rot there in her cell
I watch the dogs mate on her bed
Sorry mom
I had to pawn
The china, silver, and all your jewelry
I had to eat
And rent a bunch of prostitutes like you
You're lazy
You're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
Mommy you're so worthless
You're lazy
You're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
Now make it 50 bucks
No, make it 60
Make it 75
Why don't you just give me your whole goddamn purse
I hope you're having fun rotting in jail
Maybe I'll come visit you
Nah
Enjoy your stretch in jail!
And I see a new song these days, pretty much same lyrics by Lonely Island, called Fuck Off. I would have absolutely love this as a teenager. I still love it now!
Hey Yo!
This one is dedicated to all the little kids out there
Whose parents are always riding them
Telling them to 'do your homework'
Never letting you eat dessert
Making you go to bed before you're ready
Well listen
The next time they are acting bogus
I want you to try this out
Stand up on your tippy toes
Look them dead in the eye
And say "Mom, Dad, you can both...
[Chorus 1]
Fuck off, I don't want your life
I don't owe you shit
And I hate your rules
Fuck off, so get out of my room
You can suck my dick
Motherfucking shit-head bitch
You can Fuck oh-oh oh-oh
I'm gonna live forever
Oh-oh oh-oh
I hope you get butt fucked in prison"
[Verse 2]
And that's what you should say
But what about at school
How many kids out there have a teacher
That's always riding them?
Saying "don't eat paste, don't talk during nap time"
Well the next time your teacher is being a grumpasaurus
Stand tall, look them dead in the eye
And say, "Teacher, could you help me out and just...
[Chorus 2]
Fuck off, you can't teach me shit
And if I was you, I'd slit my wrist
Fuck off, cause I might be young
But I'll dig your grave, 'til the job is done
You can Fuck oh-oh oh-oh
I'm gonna live forever
Oh-oh oh-oh
I hope you get butt fucked in prison"
[Bridge]
Because we are the kids in the USA
We think for ourselves, so get the fuck out our way
And all you adults can choke on shit
We hope you suffocate on a dog's dick
[Chorus 3]
Fuck off, you think I'm a punk
Your face looks like an elephant's cunt
Fuck off, cause you're not my dad
So shut the fuck up and wipe my ass
So fuck oh-oh oh-oh
I'm gonna live forever
Oh-oh oh-oh
I hope you get butt fucked in prison
Be good to each other peace
And when I got my first cell phone, I remembered you could record your ring tone, that when people call you, they would hear this, and THIS was my ring tone.
< Message edited by Greta75 -- 2/25/2017 3:56:09 AM >
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