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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:04:53 PM   
Bearlee


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Then there are the ones who contest the PCness of discussing changing lightbulbs in public...

...and the ones who argue PCness

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:12:53 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		And we cannot forget the lists of books on properly chosing said lightbulb.........etc etc etc........which we needed the GD lightbulb to read in the first place!



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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:14:15 PM   
crouchingtigress


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Bearlee


Then there are the ones who contest the PCness of discussing changing lightbulbs in public...


...and the ones who argue PCness



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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:19:00 PM   
Bearlee


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quote:

ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

 and dont for get the hijackers that come in and pee on peoples couches! 



Where IS that doggie?  Here benji, benji, benji...

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:20:23 PM   
ravn


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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:20:33 PM   
LaTigresse


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quote:

ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

 and dont for get the hijackers that come in and pee on peoples couches!



Lets hope he doesn't try to get creative and pee on the empty socket!! That would be an electrifying hijacker.


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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:24:02 PM   
Dauric


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Status: offline 		Y'a gotta feel for the lightbulbs. I mean really, all these jokes about replacing burnt out lightbulbs...

                           Those lightbulbs died for your amusement!

Not to mention the next one in line always gets screwed...

$0.02

Dauric.

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:24:49 PM   
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< Message edited by SusanofO -- 7/26/2006 2:25:40 PM >

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:29:18 PM   
windchymes


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Actually, all the responses to this thread have had me cracking up!  Great thread idea, Ravn!

< Message edited by windchymes -- 7/26/2006 2:31:25 PM >

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:31:17 PM   
Vancouver_cinful


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Two, but don't ask me how they got in there!

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:33:50 PM   
enigmabrat


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Status: offline 		(giggles) I think I have seen it befor but it is still way to funny

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:41:01 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




Two, but don't ask me how they got in there!


CUTE- lol....very cute cin


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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:45:06 PM   
maybemaybenot


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Status: offline 		and lest we forget...questioing the OP as to whether or no they are using energy conserving light bulbs and if not a diceration on the effect the lightbulb changing will have on generations to come and global warming

                        mbmbn

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:51:34 PM   
proudsub


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Status: offline 		And don't forget the 200 posts to define if it is a slave or a sub changing the bulb.

And maybe a few expert opinions on whether it is safe to have a sub/slave stick his/her finger in the socket as punishment.

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:53:06 PM   
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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:53:53 PM   
ravn


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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:56:22 PM   
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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:57:34 PM   
proudsub


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ravn

and 7 posts wandering onto the topic of electro-play before deciding to start another thread on the merits of lightbulb shaped insertables and outlet electro-play


That will need expert responses on how to remove a stuck light bulb from one's ass.

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:59:52 PM   
windchymes


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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 2:59:58 PM   
ravn


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quote:

ORIGINAL: proudsub

quote:

ORIGINAL: ravn

and 7 posts wandering onto the topic of electro-play before deciding to start another thread on the merits of lightbulb shaped insertables and outlet electro-play


That will need expert responses on how to remove a stuck light bulb from one's ass.


Along with 3 posts stating that placing something as big as a lightbulb up one's ass is not for the fiant of heart and should only be done after slowly working up to the point and 14 more posts stating that membranes there are sensitive and you should make sure to use the correct lube so as not to damage the tissues


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