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A real solution for the ecological disaster we call home. - 4/22/2017 6:00:26 PM   
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Forget changing the Environmental protection regulations, emission regulations for cars, in fact forget doing a damn thing about the pollution.....

Instead remove every warning label from every consumer product made any where in the world.

Think about it, within 6 months, the world population will be the same as it was in the middle ages.

With that big a drop on the consumer side of the world market, plants will produce less products meaning producing less pollution, and there will be less cars on the road, meaning air pollution from gas and diesel will drop off dramatically.

I figure that we will cut world population by 75 to 85% easy.

Not to mention the prices of all products would drop because they dont have to spend all that money on printing warning labels that are little more than common sense.

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RE: A real solution for the ecological disaster we call... - 4/23/2017 3:45:09 AM   
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I think it was Alexei Sayle who did a routine about how a rival comedian tried to assassinate him by posting him a load of plastic carrier bags with the warning not to pull them over your head crossed out...

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RE: A real solution for the ecological disaster we call... - 4/23/2017 11:46:46 AM   
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iPhone Shocker
2016 Darwin Award Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin
(11 December 2016, England) Drop an iPhone into your bath water, no biggie, all you get is a nasty repair bill. But drop a charging iPhone into your bathwater...and suddenly coroners are demanding warning labels.

It is with chagrin that this writer, known to bathe while poking at her laptop keyboard, shares news of the explicable demise of Richard Bull and his iPhone. Mr. Bull, 32, plugged his charger into an extension cord and rested the charger on his chest while using the phone in the tub. He received severe burns on his chest, arm, and hand when the charger touched the water in his West London home, which mattered little as he was already dead from heart failure.

Those of us who plug into plugged-in electronics must heed the coroner's warning and take a breather in the loo. The sparky mix of electricity and water is a fact known to all, yet the doctor who conducted the iNquest plans to send a stern note to Apple. Perhaps one more warning label will solve our problem?


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(7 June 2016, Wyoming) Colin Mathaniel Scott, 23, was enjoying a graduation vacation at Yellowstone National Park when the beautiful Porkchop Geyser hot spring reminded him that he could use a good soak! But "hot-potting" is a forbidden delight, ruled off-limits for good reason: You will die.

Still, this was a college graduation trip. The Portland resident thought his edjumacation conferred the smarts to know when to break a rule. So Colin left the boardwalk and cruised up a hill in search of a private hot-pot soaking spot. In this area of the park, thin mineral crusts that resemble solid ground conceal scalding water pools! But he avoided these unseen pitfalls and found a secluded spring.

Recorded on unreleased video, Colin is seen reaching down to check the temperature, slipping, and falling into the boiling acidic water. That was the beginning of the end.

Chemistry students will be familiar with the properties of a turbulent hot acid solution. A significant amount of rapid dissolving was underway while recovery workers were struggling with dangerously unstable ground and a lightning storm. When they reached the spring the next day, the water had finished her work. There were no remains remaining!

Park Superintendent Dan Wenk stated the obvious, "This tragic event must remind all of us to follow the regulations." College graduates are no exception. The Darwin Awards sincerely hopes this misadventure will serve as a warning to others -- #YourDeathMatters




Need I say more?

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RE: A real solution for the ecological disaster we call... - 4/23/2017 12:57:01 PM   
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I like the screwdriver one...


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RE: A real solution for the ecological disaster we call... - 4/25/2017 7:56:50 PM   
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Having raised four+ boys, I often marveled at the mystery of how the human species survived long enough to procreate and overpopulate the planet. Realistically, our offspring shouldn't have survived adolescence.

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