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SMALL BALLS?? Cure Now Available! - 12/7/2004 2:27:53 PM

Mercnbeth

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African tribal men eat cows' menstrual matter and grow huge testicles

Scanty nourishment and the permanent lack of microelements and vitamins made people of the Bubal tribe ask their only wealth - cows - for help. The tribers learned that eating the menstrual matter of cows helps them fight such diseases as rachitis, scurvy and leukemia.

The mysterious tribe and their cows roam on the border between Kenya and Somalia. This is the only nation in the world, which practices a very unusual tradition: their children eat cows' menstrual matter until they get married. The Bubals believe that the licking of cow's vagina makes would-be warriors strong and courageous. Italian scientists have recently discovered that the menstrual matter of cows is a source of such vitamins as B6, B12, E and D. In addition, it makes up the deficiency of iron, magnesium, phosphorus, calcium and potassium. That is why, scientists think, cows protect the tribe from the most horrible disease of the region - anemia (the lack of haemoglobin).

The most interesting thing happens afterwards, though. Hormone changes become extremely conspicuous with all males of the African tribe, after they reach puberty: their testicles grow up to 70-80 centimeters in diameter. The "miracle of nature" happens on account of the untraditional nourishment that tribal individuals practice in their adolescence. The hormone-rich menstrual secretion of the cattle causes irreversible hormone changes with humans. It is noteworthy, that such giant testicles do not exert any negative influence on the reproductive function, although they do cause many other obvious problems.

Tourists from all over the world are ready to pay huge money to take a look at giant testicles. Tourists' money help the tribal nation improve the quality of their meals. It is not ruled out that the next generation of Bubals will have nothing to boast with.

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RE: SMALL BALLS?? Cure Now Available! - 12/7/2004 3:23:41 PM

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OMG that is amazing. I wonder if it does anything to the women.

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RE: SMALL BALLS?? Cure Now Available! - 12/7/2004 3:42:38 PM

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This is a good thing? The women find this "attractive? I'd think most men would be concerned with "tiny dick".

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RE: SMALL BALLS?? Cure Now Available! - 12/7/2004 4:47:57 PM

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While menstrual blood should be nutrient-rich, it seems rather unlikely.

Besides, it wouldn't help someone already grown anyway. The article linked the growth to eating the blood in adolescence.

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RE: SMALL BALLS?? Cure Now Available! - 12/8/2004 6:23:25 AM

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what really bothers me is the tourists. Why are people spending money to go look at large testicles? There is a picture, it works for me.

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RE: SMALL BALLS?? Cure Now Available! - 12/8/2004 8:19:19 AM

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Errrrr.... I'd take this to Snopes, I would...

While it may be true, I think the "Ewww!" factor is in play. AFAIK. cattle do not menstruate the way we think of it. They come into season and breed, but I don't think menstrual cycles are a feature of bovine (or ungulate in general) anatomy.

My partner, slave k was a keeper in the hoofstock section of the Rio grande Zoo in Albuquerque for several years. She says she has never seen any of the animals (which include African longhorn cattle, waterbuffalo, wildebeest and other native cattle) menstruating. "They have an oestrus cycle, but they don't menstruate." was her comment.

The clincher is the photograph. That photo is somewhat famous and weas taken around the early part of the 20th century. The men with the enlarged testicles are sufferers of elephantiasis, a parasitic infestation which causes breakdown of the lymph and circulatory systems in the affected areas leading to gigantic hypertrophy (overgrowth). Massively enlarged legs, arms, feet and testicles are not uncommon in that disorder.

Still, it makes for a GREAT story and has enough plausible details that someone without a medical or zoological background would be convinced.

Sorry, guys. This one's not real. :) The massive testicles belong to whoever came up with the story in the first place!

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