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Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/30/2017 12:16:35 PM   
AtUrCervix


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Status: offline 		I've got a ton but...this one stands out:

"If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it from him."

Benjamin Franklin.
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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/30/2017 12:28:44 PM   
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(Alfred Bester)

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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/30/2017 12:57:54 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?

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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/30/2017 1:35:30 PM   
AtUrCervix


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Status: offline 		This one made me loaugh (have no idea who said it):

"If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing"

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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/30/2017 1:46:34 PM   
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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/30/2017 1:59:20 PM   
kiwisub22


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Status: offline 		"They went with songs to the battle....
They were young"

is part of a poem "In Flanders Fields" written during the first world war, but it applies to life as well. The older I get, the more I feel that life can be a burden, with the young appreciating it more - or they are more naïve - or more hopeful.

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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/30/2017 2:14:34 PM   
peppermint


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Men learn in 3 different ways
Some learn by reading
Some learn by observing
The others learn by peeing on the electric fence

I found this amusing for a reason. When Gary was young they moved to a horse ranch. His older brother told him to pee on the fence. He never forgot that lesson.

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Yes, I am crazy about feathered creatures. I have a dozen chickens, 3 ducks, 5 geese, and 2 parakeets.

Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/30/2017 3:12:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix

This one made me loaugh (have no idea who said it):

"If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing"

I am SO stealing this!

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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/30/2017 3:44:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix

This one made me loaugh (have no idea who said it):

"If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing"

I guess we had all, better get busy.

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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/31/2017 12:31:00 PM   
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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/31/2017 12:52:42 PM   
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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/31/2017 2:05:55 PM   
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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/31/2017 2:44:31 PM   
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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/31/2017 3:26:06 PM   
AtUrCervix


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ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix

This one made me loaugh (have no idea who said it):

"If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing"

I guess we had all, better get busy.


(S'wut I'm thinking!!!)

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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/31/2017 3:38:54 PM   
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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/31/2017 3:44:55 PM   
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Because those who mind don't matter,
And those who matter don't mind.

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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/31/2017 3:47:58 PM   
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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 5/31/2017 9:09:29 PM   
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If death is so bad, why do they build walls around graveyards ?


DOH!!!!

Everyone's dying to get in!!!!!

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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 6/1/2017 10:17:39 PM   
VirginSnowWhite


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You Deserve More.

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RE: Best quote you ever heard / read... - 6/2/2017 8:40:00 PM   
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