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PyrotheClown -> Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (5/31/2017 1:11:58 PM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKjAp0iZ7dc "Mecha Shiva,Mecha Shiva,Mecha Shiva"~Hank & Dean Venture Who else would love to be a guinea pig for this kind of tech?

CaptR -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (5/31/2017 1:40:00 PM)
Doc Ock beginner set! My Spidey Sense is tingling!

PyrotheClown -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (5/31/2017 1:46:09 PM)
luckily the most a radio active spider bite will give ya is cancer with a side of necrosis...but this tech actually shows promise ;^D

MercTech -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (6/6/2017 7:46:46 PM)
The beginning of the Borg? <grin>

Edwird -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (6/6/2017 10:09:39 PM)
Any tech innovation increasing score on Grand Theft Auto or Call of Duty while at full volume and/or providing ability to play 2 guitars extremely loud, all at once, is full go, here. Sign me up. But you need 2 cent transistor 'drum' sounds to go with it, or it ain't gonna fly.

Edwird -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (6/6/2017 10:21:12 PM)
Aside that, it will indisputably be a boon to both consumer profiling and criminal profiling and everything else to have a 'smart' (i.e.internet "connection of things" wi-fi connection) from artificial hand shaking the weenie after a pee. The possibilities in all directions are boundless.

Edwird -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (6/6/2017 11:01:50 PM)
The only tech being funded nowadays is having to do with "being connected." But in order to attain that lofty goal, '"the monetizers" still must pay attention to the entré basics of society. I can just see it 30 years from now. As about to sit on the commode; . . . "are you logged in?" "Use your to I-Poop account, free for 20 months when you buy the $2,000 Poop-phone." "Sign up for Google Androids (oh man, they already made a joke about their hemorrhoid service already)," "Twenty extra pees -free- when you sign up for Sprint Sprtitzer!" "Bathroom, internet, phone bundle; guaranteed special price for one year! Pay for it all over again when you get home!" All with hands-free talking while on the toilet seat. Wipe while weeping to others. It just doesn't get any better.

WickedsDesire -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (6/7/2017 12:45:15 AM)
Fanny

DocStrange -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (6/18/2017 11:34:56 AM)
The Bionic man/woman will soon be a reality!

tamaka -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (6/18/2017 1:00:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DocStrange The Bionic man/woman will soon be a reality! Well they just came out with a bionic kidney so that will be a good thing for a lot of people.

LadyPact -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (6/18/2017 1:39:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tamaka quote: ORIGINAL: DocStrange The Bionic man/woman will soon be a reality! Well they just came out with a bionic kidney so that will be a good thing for a lot of people. In all sincerity, that would be amazing! Just think. We would never lose people again while they wait on the transplant list for organs that just never come. I'm blown away with the very idea. I don't suppose you have a link where I could read more about it, do you?

WickedsDesire -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (6/18/2017 1:42:04 PM)
I loved the bionic man - why dont they remake that one best episode ever a two parter Mind you he was bested by Jack Frost every three episodes.

LadyPact -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (6/18/2017 1:58:07 PM)
Probably because only Lee Majors can be Lee Majors. (OK. That's my joke answer.) I'm always fascinated with the medical advances in technology.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (6/19/2017 6:11:01 PM)
Now they can surf porn and jack off with both hands at the same time. Probably the real motivation for inventing it in the first place.

Edwird -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (6/19/2017 6:27:21 PM)
Oh jeebus, if that's all you get out of it, as in fact anything else . . .

WhoreMods -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (6/20/2017 8:07:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WickedsDesire I loved the bionic man - why dont they remake that one best episode ever a two parter Mind you he was bested by Jack Frost every three episodes. They wanted to a while back, but there's some sort of issue about who owns the rights. I think (and this is from memory as I can't be bothered to google the details) the no longer functioning television company that made the awesome '70s series still own the rights to the Cyborg series, and the other media company that bought up the rights to Martin Caidan's work have been throwing a legal tantrum that it doesn't include those four novels for the last twenty years or so. quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Now they can surf porn and jack off with both hands at the same time. Probably the real motivation for inventing it in the first place. Didn't Howard get taken to casualty with a robot hand stuck to his cock in an episode of Big Bang Theory?

WickedsDesire -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (6/20/2017 8:15:14 AM)
Bionic man may switched networks, I think? was there an episode where the 6 million dollar man met the 7 million dollar man cant remember how steve bested him Ah lee majors fair loved him ladypact, and Gil Gerard with his judo chop

MAINEiacMISTRESS -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (6/20/2017 9:11:56 AM)
Cooooooool!

WhoreMods -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (6/20/2017 9:32:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WickedsDesire was there an episode where the 6 million dollar man met the 7 million dollar man cant remember how steve bested him Set the baliffs on him?

AtUrCervix -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (7/10/2017 2:13:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PyrotheClown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKjAp0iZ7dc "Mecha Shiva,Mecha Shiva,Mecha Shiva"~Hank & Dean Venture Who else would love to be a guinea pig for this kind of tech? (I know *not* of which he speaks).

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