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I JUST agreed to go fishing....with a fishy fish person... - 6/6/2017 3:29:47 PM   
AtUrCervix


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....wherein which I will take a fishing pole from this fishy person....and catch (FUCK me) fish.

Now....hear this...I'm not a fishy person....I have agreed to go fishing with a bud (who fucking LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES to fish).

I have agreed to........"fish".

(It will NOT be my best day).

I will fish (I will complain....LOUDLY)....but....I will fish.

He will kill the fish (I will be upset)...and fish will die.

I will NOT be happy.

(I will however....fish).
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RE: I JUST agreed to go fishing....with a fishy fish pe... - 6/6/2017 10:52:57 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix

....wherein which I will take a fishing pole from this fishy person....and catch (FUCK me) fish.

Now....hear this...I'm not a fishy person....I have agreed to go fishing with a bud (who fucking LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES to fish).

I have agreed to........"fish".

(It will NOT be my best day).

I will fish (I will complain....LOUDLY)....but....I will fish.

He will kill the fish (I will be upset)...and fish will die.

I will NOT be happy.

(I will however....fish).

Fishing is supposed to be relaxing and fun. Why on Earth would you consent to go if you're going to be miserable and ruin the day for someone by complaining? If you're against it don't do it. Were you to come out on my boat I'd make sure it was for a cruise instead of listening to bitching and moaning about catching supper. Suggest a different activity. One you'll both enjoy.

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RE: I JUST agreed to go fishing....with a fishy fish pe... - 6/7/2017 3:50:27 PM   
AtUrCervix


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quote:

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quote:

ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix

....wherein which I will take a fishing pole from this fishy person....and catch (FUCK me) fish.

Now....hear this...I'm not a fishy person....I have agreed to go fishing with a bud (who fucking LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES to fish).

I have agreed to........"fish".

(It will NOT be my best day).

I will fish (I will complain....LOUDLY)....but....I will fish.

He will kill the fish (I will be upset)...and fish will die.

I will NOT be happy.

(I will however....fish).

Fishing is supposed to be relaxing and fun. Why on Earth would you consent to go if you're going to be miserable and ruin the day for someone by complaining? If you're against it don't do it. Were you to come out on my boat I'd make sure it was for a cruise instead of listening to bitching and moaning about catching supper. Suggest a different activity. One you'll both enjoy.


I'm actually going to lie to the guy (guy loves to fish)...he'll be ecstatic that I spent the day with him and....I'll probably...actually have a somewhat relaxing day.

I just ain't eating any of that shit!

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RE: I JUST agreed to go fishing....with a fishy fish pe... - 6/7/2017 7:51:17 PM   
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My brother is a avid fishing person. And he has banned me from joining him for fishing for life.

Probably because I am ADD and keep asking him every 5 minutes whether we caught fish yet?

Yea for him is peace and quiet and relaxing, and I was stressing him out.

For me I was stressing out with the peace and quiet and relaxing! Lol! I wanted to catch a fish every single minute.

One of my most enjoyable "fishing session" was simply at a canal in Australia with crystal clear water and you can see truckloads of fishes in it. Hook, line, sinker with prawn meat as bait, and since you can see the fishes, they instant bite! That was the most fun I had fishing ha.

Deep sea fishing or beach fishing are both of the worst as it takes forever to land a damn fish!

But I got to say, fishing is pretty cruel. Especially catch and release and you ain't even eating it.

Poor fish keeps getting hooked over and over again in the mouth.

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RE: I JUST agreed to go fishing....with a fishy fish pe... - 6/10/2017 2:05:47 PM   
AtUrCervix


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My brother is a avid fishing person. And he has banned me from joining him for fishing for life.

Probably because I am ADD and keep asking him every 5 minutes whether we caught fish yet?

Yea for him is peace and quiet and relaxing, and I was stressing him out.

For me I was stressing out with the peace and quiet and relaxing! Lol! I wanted to catch a fish every single minute.

One of my most enjoyable "fishing session" was simply at a canal in Australia with crystal clear water and you can see truckloads of fishes in it. Hook, line, sinker with prawn meat as bait, and since you can see the fishes, they instant bite! That was the most fun I had fishing ha.

Deep sea fishing or beach fishing are both of the worst as it takes forever to land a damn fish!

But I got to say, fishing is pretty cruel. Especially catch and release and you ain't even eating it.

Poor fish keeps getting hooked over and over again in the mouth.



I don't get it....fishing.

Fish.

Fish....fishy stuff...(requires fishing).....hooks....fishing...I...go everywhere...travel the whole gawdamned fucking country (I LITERALLY go EVERYWHERE).......it's fucking fish!!!

Ya gotta sit somewhere....stick a gawdamned fucking fishline out...

(Seriously...I don't fucking get it).

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RE: I JUST agreed to go fishing....with a fishy fish pe... - 6/10/2017 9:37:48 PM   
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It's fishing. If it needs to be explained you still wouldn't get it. I could tell you it's communing with nature and the sea or I could tell you it's catching dinner. I could tell you it's the surprise when some hither to fore never seen by you denizen of the deep takes the bait and the fight is on! I don't think any of it would make sense to you though. It's just fun!

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RE: I JUST agreed to go fishing....with a fishy fish pe... - 6/10/2017 9:43:24 PM   
AtUrCervix


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It's fishing. If it needs to be explained you still wouldn't get it. I could tell you it's communing with nature and the sea or I could tell you it's catching dinner. I could tell you it's the surprise when some hither to fore never seen by you denizen of the deep takes the bait and the fight is on! I don't think any of it would make sense to you though. It's just fun!


It's NOT fun.

It's FISHING!!!

Sitting in a GAWDAMMED BOAT!!!!

(I fail to see how that generates cash????)

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RE: I JUST agreed to go fishing....with a fishy fish pe... - 6/10/2017 9:45:08 PM   
AtUrCervix


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(Ergo.....NOT FUN!!!)

Let's move towards the KEY component here:

NO CASH WAS GENERATED!!!!

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