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jlf1961 -> The "are you serious?" rant thread: (6/28/2017 7:34:23 PM)
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Hey ladies,
You know that a lot of that sickening sweet cloying perfume you ladies drop shit tons of money for is actually made from flowers that are technically carnivorous?
Yeah, the smell that is very much like that high dollar perfume you buy is actually intended to lure bugs into the flower so they fall in and the plant digests them.
Which is why a lot of you wear so much of it that it gives people migraines.
Another thing, if you girls do not want people staring at your ass, stop wearing shorts with stuff written on them.
To the guy at Pinkie's liquor store
Now, I am sure that while there are a number of reasons against selling ammo at a liquor store, yelling at the cashier because of this fact is neither productive or necessary.
And it did get you thrown out and barred from the establishment.
To the idiot who got busted for fireworks inside the city limits:
Alright, so a neighbor called the cops for you setting off fireworks at 3AM.
First the paper and the news stations have been running PSA's detailing the city ordinance. There are billboard all over town detailing the city ordinance, their are signs at the fire works stands with the ordinance clearly posted.
Therefore, it was completely unwarranted for you to stand up in the city council meeting swearing at the city council members, threatening to sue, and all of this in front of your children and your clearly embarrassed wife.
A great example you set for your two younger daughters and you really should have listened to your oldest girl who kept telling you to calm down. I thought it interesting how she walked out before you were arrested.
I do hope she waits till tomorrow to bail you out of jail on the disorderly conduct charge.
And how was your day?
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