RE: the D/s Commandments

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litleone8620 -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 7:28:48 PM)
Thou shalt not expect a slave to want sex during her monthly visitor

WayWardSoul -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 7:35:01 PM)
Thou shalt not tie the Dom/me up while they sleep

litleone8620 -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 7:42:43 PM)
dammit, there goes my whole night. thou shalt not say 'whatever' to your Master

cuddleheart50 -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 7:45:05 PM)
Thou shalt not say " but I don't wanna" to Master.

SexyRed -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 7:47:41 PM)
Thou shalt not say " I am a Dominate", ever.

LTRsubNW -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 7:51:18 PM)
Well, I've always found that "No matter if you think you can, or you think you can't...you're right" (unless of course a woman tells you otherwise...and then...you're fucked) has always expressed my thoughts on the subject.

WayWardSoul -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 7:51:59 PM)
Thou shalt not say bite me to Master and not mean it.

IronBear -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 8:20:36 PM)
Thou shalt not say thou shalt not

litleone8620 -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 8:23:11 PM)
Thou shalt not expect a slave to have no limits

michaelGA2 -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 8:25:21 PM)
thou shalt not donate any of Mistress's toys to GoodWill

LaMalinche -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 8:26:11 PM)
Thou shalt not slap your Dom in the balls.

Evanesce -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 8:27:16 PM)
Thou shalt not encase your slave in latex when she's hot flashing!

litleone8620 -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 8:31:36 PM)
Thou shalt not pour hot wax on your Master, just to see what he would do.

LaMalinche -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 8:34:32 PM)
Thou shalt not shave Master's eyebrows while he is asleep. trust me, it is a really bad idea.

crouchingtigress -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 8:35:13 PM)
that's it ....c'mere dog....you are gonna get smote![sm=trident.gif] quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, into the house of slavery; you shall have no other Lords before me. You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth, or that makes me look like an oaf. You shall bow down to me and worship me; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing subbies for shits and giggles, to the third and the fourth flagellation of those who disobey me, but showing steadfast love and beatings to the thousandth flagellation of those who love me and keep my cum and mints. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name to get a spanking. Remember my birthday, and keep it holy. For six days you shall labour and do all your work. But the seventh day is a sabbath to the Lord your God; you shall do twice as much work—you, you son of a daughter, you male or female slave, you livestock, or you alien resident in your towns. For in six days the Lord made the slaves make heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but rested from beating them the seventh day; therefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day and consecrated it. Honour your Master and your Mistress, so that your days may be long in the toil that the Lord your God is giving you. You shall not murder without permission. You shall not commit adultery without videotaping it. You shall not steal any toys from the dungeon. You shall not bear false witness against your sister slave. You shall not covet your neighbour’s house; you shall not covet your neighbour’s knife, or male or female slave, or ox-play mask, or donkey harness, or anything that belongs to your neighbour. Yours, benji

Evanesce -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 8:54:02 PM)
LOL @ CT... Thou shalt not look to the sky for lightning bolts whenever Master speaks.

VandalHeart -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 9:47:37 PM)
I know it doesn't quite fit, but I had to...ALL HAIL ERIS!...Unless you don't want to!!! KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH! I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm. II - A Discordian is Prohibited from Following ANY Commandment. Including this one. III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns). IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub. V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads. IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED.

LaMalinche -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 9:57:59 PM)
It is suppose to be D/s commandments, as in BDSM, not discordian commandments. For fnord's sake! Thou shalt not forget to include switches when discussing different types of BDSM roles.

hispossession -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 10:19:42 PM)
thou shalt not attempt to playfully pin your armored combat expert Master to the bed by straddling him... not quite as much fun as it sounds... giggles but of course I had to try it with both Master and Sir...

michaelGA2 -> RE: the D/s Commandments (7/27/2006 10:25:04 PM)
thou shalt not use Mistresses body paints to change the color of Her toys just to "brighten" them up

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