jlf1961
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Yes, there are questions that humanity will never find the answers to, which should warrant discussion.
These are the important philosophical, spiritual questions that delve into the very existence of life, love and whatever.
For example:
1) If a dog has a choice between a nice quiet toy or one that has one of those annoying squeaker things in it, why the hell does it choose the annoying noise making toy and why the fuck does he/she insist on playing with it at 3 fucking AM?
1.1) And why, as soon as the squeaker is broke does the toy lose its appeal?
2) If a firm has a product to be shipped that measures 4 inches by 2 inches by 1 inch do they stick it in a 1 foot by 1.5 foot by 1.4 foot box and fill it with enough bubble wrap to safe guard a complete seat of china for 14 place settings?
3) How in the hell can anyone, male or female spend 4 hours in one section of a clothing store looking for a single item?
4) Why the hell has the inventor of the "Tickle me Emo" toy not been sent to prison?
4.1) Why the hell has Devil's Island not been reopened for the inventors of annoying toys like "Tickle Me Emo?"
5) Who the fuck came up with "Dehydrated Ice Cream" and why the hell did they even think of it? (This one I do believe is in violation of some commandment in every religion in the universe, come on, ice cream is supposed to be cold, creamy and sweet, not dehydrated, dry and at the same ambient temperature of the surrounding air.)
6) What the fuck happens to the socks that disappear in the dryer?
7) Why the hell is painting a classic pre computerized muscle car 'hot pink' not a capital crime?
8) How can anyone, of any age or sex, open a refrigerator, see that it is full of all kinds of food, then do the same to the cupboard, and announce "There is nothing to eat!"?
9) How in the hell can you over cook a hot pocket to the point of being completely inedible?
10) How in the fuck can anyone not know that talking to me prior to me ingesting sufficient coffee in the morning is a good way to find one's tongue tied around their knees?
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The questions that will stump humanity for eternity.... - 
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