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MsLadySue -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (7/28/2017 3:41:17 PM)

Actually you're WRONG as usual.

Lady Constanze wasn't asking anyone to change to suit her needs/way of thinking and she was definitely not whining. Merely giving a few pointers to the males who send messages, letting them know that woman don't appreciate the crap that keeps landing in their inbox. She was providing helpful suggestions as to how they could improve their chances of getting a reply and possibly getting to know the individual they've written to.

You wouldn't understand that because you have a one track mind, and since common sense and logic are not part of your repertoire, her efforts would be/are lost on you.




AtUrCervix -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (8/4/2017 3:09:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

I just logged in again and checked my mails, it is a delete fest....

A few simple hints

- Check the profile, is somebody looking, if she is, what is she looking for and is that really you (maybe check your profile as we do)
- I am submissive, here is a list of things I want you to do to me and then "for your pleasure" nope, doesn"t work, you want a fetish delivery system
- This might be a kink site but mind your manners, getting to know somebody first might just be an idea, it's not a drive by and order your kink
- Please, do not introduce yourself with a dick shot, you might think the whole world should admire your member, but really, it's not that spectacular or fascinating

I am sure the list can be endless, but approaching somebody with just normal politeness and courtesy goes a long way, and nope, we don"t want to see your dick, if we do, we let you know.


Mine (sadly....for those who feel they must compete) is so large that, I'm the only man who can actually come....before I've in fact....even arrived.




verbatimguy -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (8/27/2017 5:42:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
Please, do not introduce yourself with a dick shot, you might think the whole world should admire your member, but really, it's not that spectacular or fascinating


What is fascinating to me is that a dick shot isn't all that fascinating to women but every single breast shot is uniquely fascinating to men.




Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (8/27/2017 7:44:06 PM)

What a puzzling comparison.




ThatDizzyChick -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (8/27/2017 8:33:06 PM)

Oh that's easy: Dicks are silly looking and tits are cute.




tamaka -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (8/27/2017 8:33:40 PM)


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ORIGINAL: verbatimguy


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
Please, do not introduce yourself with a dick shot, you might think the whole world should admire your member, but really, it's not that spectacular or fascinating


What is fascinating to me is that a dick shot isn't all that fascinating to women but every single breast shot is uniquely fascinating to men.


They are fascinating to women too... lol.




LadyPact -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (8/28/2017 6:27:26 AM)


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ORIGINAL: tamaka


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ORIGINAL: verbatimguy


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
Please, do not introduce yourself with a dick shot, you might think the whole world should admire your member, but really, it's not that spectacular or fascinating


What is fascinating to me is that a dick shot isn't all that fascinating to women but every single breast shot is uniquely fascinating to men.


They are fascinating to women too... lol.


Not all women. As a straight woman, boob pics don't fascinate me. I couldn't give a crap less about other women's breasts until we start talking about things like breast cancer, mastectomies, etc.




Lucylastic -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (8/28/2017 6:38:56 AM)

FR
The only time I wanna see a dick pic, is when I ask for one. Altho I do like the guy over on fet who dresses his dick up in hilarious shots

Breasts arent equal to a dick shot, a pussy shot would be.
And this is what I send when asked for a "tit pic" or a "pussy shot"
[image]https://media.giphy.com/media/y1ZBcOGOOtlpC/giphy.gif[/image]




PeonForHer -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (8/28/2017 7:31:39 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

FR
The only time I wanna see a dick pic, is when I ask for one. Altho I do like the guy over on fet who dresses his dick up in hilarious shots

Breasts arent equal to a dick shot, a pussy shot would be.
And this is what I send when asked for a "tit pic" or a "pussy shot"
[image]https://media.giphy.com/media/y1ZBcOGOOtlpC/giphy.gif[/image]


Really - it just plays 'loading' continuously? That's the messaging equivalent of answering a marketing phone call, then hiding the phone under a cushion after you said 'Hang on a minute, I'll see if he's in'.

Excellent. I'm going to nick that. :)




MAINEiacMISTRESS -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (8/28/2017 7:56:21 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

FR
The only time I wanna see a dick pic, is when I ask for one. Altho I do like the guy over on fet who dresses his dick up in hilarious shots

Breasts arent equal to a dick shot, a pussy shot would be.
And this is what I send when asked for a "tit pic" or a "pussy shot"
[image]https://media.giphy.com/media/y1ZBcOGOOtlpC/giphy.gif[/image]

ROFLMAO, that's hilarious! [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=happy-smiley58.gif]




ThatDizzyChick -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (8/28/2017 9:53:22 AM)

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Not all women.

Duh. Nobody said they were, pay attention.




Lucylastic -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (8/28/2017 9:58:38 AM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

FR
The only time I wanna see a dick pic, is when I ask for one. Altho I do like the guy over on fet who dresses his dick up in hilarious shots

Breasts arent equal to a dick shot, a pussy shot would be.
And this is what I send when asked for a "tit pic" or a "pussy shot"
[image]https://media.giphy.com/media/y1ZBcOGOOtlpC/giphy.gif[/image]


Really - it just plays 'loading' continuously? That's the messaging equivalent of answering a marketing phone call, then hiding the phone under a cushion after you said 'Hang on a minute, I'll see if he's in'.

Excellent. I'm going to nick that. :)

yep:)

Have fun with it:) LOL




tamaka -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (8/28/2017 10:16:21 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact


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ORIGINAL: tamaka


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ORIGINAL: verbatimguy


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
Please, do not introduce yourself with a dick shot, you might think the whole world should admire your member, but really, it's not that spectacular or fascinating


What is fascinating to me is that a dick shot isn't all that fascinating to women but every single breast shot is uniquely fascinating to men.


They are fascinating to women too... lol.


Not all women. As a straight woman, boob pics don't fascinate me. I couldn't give a crap less about other women's breasts until we start talking about things like breast cancer, mastectomies, etc.



Too bad for you.




verbatimguy -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (8/28/2017 11:17:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic
Breasts arent equal to a dick shot, a pussy shot would be.


My observation would be the same:
quote:


What is fascinating to me is that a dick shot isn't all that fascinating to women but every single pussy shot is uniquely fascinating to men.


It's self explanatory where, at the base level, what women are interested in isn't a guys dick while what men are interested it, certainly includes her tits and vagina.

[not all but enough] Women are perceptive enough, in general, to provide in their profile what men are interested in as their "advertising copy", while [enough but not all] men, in general, seem to be less perceptive about their "advertising copy".




WhoreMods -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (8/29/2017 11:32:08 AM)


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ORIGINAL: verbatimguy
It's self explanatory where, at the base level, what women are interested in isn't a guys dick while what men are interested it, certainly includes her tits and vagina.

Rufus!




verbatimguy -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (8/30/2017 1:23:41 AM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods
Rufus!


Sweeter than the Ripple Whinge!

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Rufus is a tit man
Suckin' on his mamma's gland
Suckin' on the nipple
It's a sweeter than the ripple wine.
Yes its sweeter than the wine.
You can tell by the way the boy burps
that it's gotta taste fine.

Marco Polo craved the spice and silk
And Rufus craves the mamma's milk
No moo-cow no billy-goat
Is gonna get the baby's vote.
Come on mamma,
Come on and open up your shirt
Yeah you've got the goods mamma
Give the little boy a squirt.

For my lungs and my liver
I do definitely fear.
I like to suck on cigarettes
And drink the wine and beer.
The doctor says I'm oral
Blblblbllla-a-a-a-a-.
And I believe it's true.
Ah son you look so satisfied
I envy you.

So put Rufus on the left one
And put me right on the right
And like Romulus and Remus
We'll suck all night.
Come on mamma
Come on and lactate awhile.
Yeah look down on us mamma
And flash us a Madonna smile.




ShaharThorne -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (9/1/2017 2:01:59 PM)

Of course yours is perfect. You just have the taste not to expose it to ALL of us...




PeonForHer -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (9/1/2017 5:22:00 PM)

True! :)




StWrinklemeat -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (9/1/2017 10:01:17 PM)

false




PeonForHer -> RE: Guys, before you whinge about women (9/2/2017 5:01:17 AM)

Arse biscuits.




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