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WhoreMods -> RE: Planetary protection officer wanted, generous salary (8/3/2017 11:43:17 AM)
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ORIGINAL: MrRodgers
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ORIGINAL: WickedsDesire
Planetary protection officer wanted, generous salary
Nasa is seeking a new "planetary protection officer" tasked with defending the earth from alien life.
More specifically, the job's main concern is avoiding "biological contamination in human and robotic space exploration."
That applies both ways - to spacecraft returning to Earth and to the risk of human contamination of other planets.
Along with its inspiring job title, the position comes with a hefty annual salary range of $124,406 - $187,000. Drools
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If that requires wearing condoms 24 hours daily, count me out. [:'(]
So the aliens are bound to be sluts too ?
I think that may be what draws them....earthling obsession with sex and all things kinky. They may even expect the condom quandary.
But hey, earth is only really a petting zoo for aliens so, not to make too much of it.
Trust me, once you've been pegged by one of Whitley Streiber's short grey friends, you'll be all for using condoms even if no huge scaly dildos are involved.
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