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jlf1961 -> RE: Universal truths (10/26/2017 4:14:59 PM)
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ORIGINAL: peppermint
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
2) Camouflage IS a decorating statement.
3) Pink has not place on a pickup
I'm confused, Jeff. Would my pink camouflage rifle be allowed in the pickup or not? It's the only rifle I've ever seen where the word "cute" applies.
Cute applies to puppies, toddlers, babies, but NOT fire arms, unless in the sarcastic sense.
A few more universal truths to add:
The following cities do not have professional NFL teams:
Dallas and Pittsburgh
It is a universal truth that if a woman says, "Go ahead" after an argument, she is not giving permission, it is a dare, and under NO circumstance should the man even consider doing whatever it is she just told him to do.
There is one creature in creation that will remember everything that a person does that was questionable or down right wrong.
The female human.
A woman will remember every little, tiny, seemingly insignificant past indiscretion with the clarity of fact that beats even the most advanced computer system.
It is also unfortunate that the human male is undoubtedly the smarter of the two sexes.
Seriously, it takes an immense intellect to appear so stupid at any time that it would be the most inconvenient to a woman. This is a natural defense against being asked to do menial chores during such things of great importance such as a football game, the world series, or anything else the male would prefer to be doing instead of whatever it is she wants him to do.
The logic of a five year old is the most sound of any human, so be very careful when telling a child a reason why something cannot be done, or what needs to be done. I saw this this morning when my great nephew decided that he was not keen on the idea of going to school.
My sister told him to put on his shoes and socks (after she lectured him on doing things in the order he is told to last night) so, with the evil grin that only a five year old can manage, he put on his shoes and socks, in that order.
Now, while I thought this was hilarious in the art of passive protest, my sister failed to see the humor in his act.
I must also give the boy credit, since it was clear his personal socks would not fit over his shoes, he borrowed a pair of mine, after explaining "Nanny told me to put on shoes and socks."
Needless to say, I was in as much trouble as the munchmonster, for giving him a pair of my socks and laughing so hard at the look on my sister's face.
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