1. You are one person. You are looking for one other person. Assuming you find him or her, because 1+1=2, you will be a couple. If the total comes to less than 3, it is not poly, and you are in the wrong forum.
2. This is not a forum for personal ads. Again, you are in the wrong forum.
3. Polite netiquette eschews all caps.
4. Your ad claims that you will take anyone breathing and over the age of majority, living in Indiana. I suggest adding a few qualifiers.
The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...
Quit fretting. We men love you."