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-=62nd Birthday=- - 9/9/2017 8:14:55 PM

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So it was my 62nd birthday on the 7th. I have been inundated with smartass comments about my age. I figured if you can't beat'em, join'em. So I decided to go with the flow and made this meme. I'm so old, I invented dirt. When I tell my slave to get the cane, she asks which one? I know... I fart dust and etc.

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/9/2017 10:39:58 PM

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Happy belated birthday.

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/10/2017 3:46:20 AM

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Happy belated birthday, RS

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/10/2017 3:48:43 AM

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/10/2017 6:22:23 AM

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Happy late bday!!!

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/10/2017 7:22:41 AM

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Happy birthday RS, but I am dubious of your stated age, for I am sure you were an upper classman when I attended school and Socrates was the principle.

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/10/2017 7:42:24 AM

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You got me... true. I once had a dinosaur as a pet and I am so old, I invented dirt.

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Happy birthday RS, but I am dubious of your stated age, for I am sure you were an upper classman when I attended school and Socrates was the principle.

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/10/2017 7:55:38 AM

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You got me... true. I once had a dinosaur as a pet and I am so old, I invented dirt.

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Happy birthday RS, but I am dubious of your stated age, for I am sure you were an upper classman when I attended school and Socrates was the principle.

Hey my grandson asked me once if the I had anything with wheels when I was a kid....

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/10/2017 1:35:16 PM

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Older than the invention of the wheel . . . that is ancient ain't it?

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You got me... true. I once had a dinosaur as a pet and I am so old, I invented dirt.

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Happy birthday RS, but I am dubious of your stated age, for I am sure you were an upper classman when I attended school and Socrates was the principle.

Hey my grandson asked me once if the I had anything with wheels when I was a kid....

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/10/2017 1:57:37 PM

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Happy Belated Birthday RS, hope you had a spanking good time:)
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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/10/2017 2:42:19 PM

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Happy Birthday, RS!! One of these days you might even catch up to me.

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/10/2017 5:14:50 PM

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Older than the invention of the wheel . . . that is ancient ain't it?

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You got me... true. I once had a dinosaur as a pet and I am so old, I invented dirt.

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Happy birthday RS, but I am dubious of your stated age, for I am sure you were an upper classman when I attended school and Socrates was the principle.

Hey my grandson asked me once if the I had anything with wheels when I was a kid....

Dude, you are five years older than me, so........

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/11/2017 10:47:31 AM

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Happy birthday RS. You give me hope for my, not so distant, future.

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/11/2017 10:49:25 AM

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Happy (belated) Birthday!

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/11/2017 12:34:16 PM

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Happy belated belated birthday

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/12/2017 4:19:24 PM

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So it was my 62nd birthday on the 7th. I have been inundated with smartass comments about my age. I figured if you can't beat'em, join'em. So I decided to go with the flow and made this meme. I'm so old, I invented dirt. When I tell my slave to get the cane, she asks which one? I know... I fart dust and etc.

DOOOOD!!!!

You do NOT look a DAY over 61, 11 months, 3 weeks, 6 days!

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/12/2017 4:53:50 PM

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Thank you for all the birthday wishes. Would have posted sooner but was busy boarding up the house and getting ready for the storm.

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/15/2017 10:00:39 PM

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Happy Birthday, RS!!!
You are still a sexy man beast.

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/19/2017 4:08:50 AM

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So it was my 62nd birthday on the 7th. I have been inundated with smartass comments about my age. I figured if you can't beat'em, join'em. So I decided to go with the flow and made this meme. I'm so old, I invented dirt. When I tell my slave to get the cane, she asks which one? I know... I fart dust and etc.

Welcome back to the year '62. I hit it last April. Looks different from this side of the calendar but no less promising. Reflections on a life lived are handy in a life still in positive motion. May you live to be a hundred and see your family flourish.

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RE: -=62nd Birthday=- - 9/21/2017 2:10:18 AM

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.............. May you live to be a hundred and see your family flourish.

Thank you for the good wishes.

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