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Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/21/2017 4:13:15 PM

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Check your "Rapture Index Score"

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2017/09/21/a_wave_of_fringe_christian_prophecies_declare_that_the_world_is_ending_saturday.html

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/21/2017 5:15:49 PM

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and the purpose of this thread is what?

the vast overwhelming majority of Christians do not subscribe to such things, and those who do end up disappointed quickly and find themselves not believing in it either.

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/21/2017 5:16:48 PM

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Well it's about time, all I gotta say.

But let's hold off on the judgement thing, here.

If the world actually ends at the appointed time, the donations will come flooding in.

ReligioEntrepreneurial endeavor will save us in the end. I think Trump's already got a team on it.

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/21/2017 5:30:41 PM

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and the purpose of this thread is what?

the vast overwhelming majority of Christians do not subscribe to such things, and those who do end up disappointed quickly and find themselves not believing in it either.

Find a sense of humor, and have someone help you install it.

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/21/2017 6:45:04 PM

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Check your "Rapture Index Score"

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2017/09/21/a_wave_of_fringe_christian_prophecies_declare_that_the_world_is_ending_saturday.html

What makes this thread hilariously ironic is the way you, your lunatic leftard friends and your buddy Al Gore keep trying to outdo fringe Christians in the "end is near" department

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/21/2017 7:01:45 PM

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The Rapture Index Score really put this one over the top for me.

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/21/2017 8:47:48 PM

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What time, I mean do I still have to make supper?

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/21/2017 8:48:49 PM

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the vast overwhelming majority of Christians do not subscribe to such things

Just like with Muslims and the radical jihadists, eh?

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/21/2017 8:53:10 PM

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What time, I mean do I still have to make supper?

Time to make supper and eat, but you're in luck, no time to do the dishes. 😊

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/21/2017 9:04:05 PM

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Not Christians, one batshit crazy christian, which leads us to the "Nasa covering up the existance of Nibiru" bullshit.

For what its worth to those who may be on these boards that believe this shit, IF a planet large enough to destroy earth was that fucking close, it would be visible to the naked eye.

And while we are at it:

There is no evidence other than a book some guy claims to have been given him by an angel of god, that any large or small group of Hebrews arrived in South or Central America around 600BC.

And, according to the great Singapore intellectual Greta, anyone that claims to have heard the word of God, seen visions, etc are just suffering from hallucinations, so you can disregard the prophets of the old testament and Joan of Arc.

As for my personal belief, I am quite certain that every time whatever being created the universe looks down on our little world, he does a face palm, slugs down the celestial equivalent of tequila and yells to anyone that will listen, "Boy did I fuck up with that one!"

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/21/2017 10:21:28 PM

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/22/2017 12:27:52 AM

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As for my personal belief, I am quite certain that every time whatever being created the universe looks down on our little world, he does a face palm, slugs down the celestial equivalent of tequila and yells to anyone that will listen, "Boy did I fuck up with that one!"

Should we take it then that you remain unconvinced by the 'merits' of Intelligent Design theory?

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/22/2017 7:41:43 AM

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I'm actually looking forward to the Rapture.

With the kooks and extremists gone, the rest of us -- including good Christians -- can live in peace.

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/22/2017 8:52:49 AM

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As for my personal belief, I am quite certain that every time whatever being created the universe looks down on our little world, he does a face palm, slugs down the celestial equivalent of tequila and yells to anyone that will listen, "Boy did I fuck up with that one!"

Should we take it then that you remain unconvinced by the 'merits' of Intelligent Design theory?

Anything that would design this ratfuck is far from intelligent.

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/22/2017 9:08:22 AM

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I'm actually looking forward to the Rapture.

With the kooks and extremists gone, the rest of us -- including good Christians -- can live in peace.

Except everyone knows that God hates libruls.

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/22/2017 9:15:24 AM

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I'm a moderate. It's only the right wing fetishists who label me liberal.

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/22/2017 11:32:12 AM

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/22/2017 1:16:51 PM

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I'm actually looking forward to the Rapture.

With the kooks and extremists gone, the rest of us -- including good Christians -- can live in peace.

Would it sound catty to point out that the wankers who are the keenest on the Battle of Armageddon happening during their lifetimes are planning to draft dodge off to heaven the second it starts?
Small wonder so many Republicans claim to be fundamentalists...

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RE: Christians predict the world ends Saturday - 9/22/2017 1:27:50 PM

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Ever read Gaimon's American Gods?

I'm just going to stroll into the middle of the fray like Shadow, explain it's all a con, and we can all go home and enjoy the weekend.

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