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WhoreMods -> Film mash-up game (11/19/2017 6:43:49 AM)

Pretty simple really: combine the titles of two films, and gave a description of the new film you get from doing so. The description doesn't have to have anything to do with the story of the two films that provided the title.
A few examples:

An American Pie In London - Alysson Hannigan loses her flute in some grim Yorkshire pub and seeks relief from the woodwind section of the London Philharmonic. Hijinks ensure.

Hannibal Holocaust - A Mondo film crew try to conquer Rome with an army of South American cannibals.

Debbie Does Godzilla - Featuring the least convincing faked orgasm ever.




Tangelo -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/2/2018 4:55:00 AM)


"The Lone Cindrella"

Masked man meets masked woman and have one hell of a ball !!




Tangelo -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/2/2018 2:51:49 PM)


"Fifty Shades of Mary Poppins"

Beyond the realms of erotic fantasy what this mystical woman can do with an umbrella !




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/3/2018 10:19:50 PM)

Three Men and a Pretty Woman

The adventures of a modern day polyamous family consisting of three males and one female.




jlf1961 -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/3/2018 11:13:04 PM)

Skywalker: mash up of Caligula and Star wars a new hope.....




Tangelo -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/4/2018 1:06:01 AM)


"Teenage Mutant Ninjas Hundred Foot Journey"

From the sewers of Manhattan to a quaint village restaurant in France, discover how an Indian chef makes Turtle soup.





MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/4/2018 8:16:17 PM)

Gidget Goes to Fargo

The lovely Gidget, tired of glamorous places like Rome and Hawaii, opts for a low-key vacation in Fargo. While there, she is kidnapped by thugs and held for ransom. A female police chief solves the case and Gidget returns home unharmed.




Tangelo -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/4/2018 11:51:44 PM)


"Cloudy With a Chance of Bambi"

To feed a starving population, a mentally unbalanced scientist unwittingly converts rainwater to venison meatballs !

Not a movie for the fainthearted. . . .or vegans !




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/5/2018 7:13:50 PM)

Throw Momma from the Titanic

Tired of abuse from his domineering mother, a young man decides to throw her from the Titanic. While she sleeps, he gags her, puts her in a sack, and throws her into the frigid water in the middle of the night. Shortly thereafter, the ship hits an iceberg and the young man also perishes.







Tangelo -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/5/2018 9:25:04 PM)


"Alice through The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"

A daring young lady steps through a magic mirror into a fantasy world of the American West. . . the WILD West !!

Rated 'R' for Adults Only . .There's no Cheshire Cat, Tweedledum or Tweedledee in THIS movie !




WhoreMods -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/6/2018 5:41:11 AM)

Starcrash: The Adventures Of Stella Dallas
Caroline Munroe's attempts to get her daughter adopted by somebody with a more socially acceptable lifestyle are jeopardised by her having to save the universe from an evil nobleman and his terrible special effects by running around some cheap looking sets in a bikini and thighboots.

Videodrome Alone
Mcauley Culkin soon regrets messing with the satellite dish while his parents are out.




Tangelo -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/6/2018 7:20:35 PM)


"Custer's Last Tango in Paris"

The tragic story of a U.S Army General who, on visiting France, falls deeply into a powerful (but anonymous) love affair with a beautiful, younger, Parisian woman, Jeanne. Such is the haunting personal secrecy and eroticism that bind them together that, on exposing his true identity to her, Jeanne kills him.

Although she has a gun at hand she decides against using it . . and scalps him instead !!
It is only during this graphic ending that she confesses to having strong North American Indian bloodlines.

As a footnote, please be aware of the erotic sensuality that pervades this movie. . . and I would suggest that those with a dairy intolerance to close your eyes during the "Pass the butter" scene !




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/6/2018 8:53:54 PM)

Whatever Happened to Nurse Betty?

Pretty Nurse Betty reports for her Monday shift, but never makes it home. Her concerned family reports her missing. Surveillance cameras show her entering the hospital, but never leaving. After several days, authorities find a secret hidden room where a sadistic surgeon held her captive. He performed a number sadistic acts upon her. He also brainwashed her to believe her name was “Baby Jane” and enacted a number of daddy/daughter scenarios with her.




WhoreMods -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/7/2018 4:53:33 AM)

Forty Days And Forty Nights Of The Living Dead
When the dead start rising and eating people, a Catholic who's given up sex for Lent is trapped in an isolated farmhouse with a load of randy women while the zombies attack.




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/7/2018 10:08:37 AM)

The Devil in Miss Congeniality

Beauty contestant Lauren is a very friendly, vivacious, and outgoing young woman who wins the Miss Congeniality title. After the pageant is over, though, she starts exhibiting uncharacteristic behavior. She becomes sexually compulsive, makes nasty remarks to everyone, and physically assaults some people. She is committed to a mental institution where she goes into a seizure with a green foamy substance coming out of her mouth. Her deeply religious parents are horrified and convinced she has been possessed by the devil. They insist on bringing in an excorcist to remove the evil spirit from their daughter.




WhoreMods -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/8/2018 6:49:12 AM)

Alien Versus Prejudice

A seven foot tall drooling killer alien with acid for blood fails to be accepted into polite regency society, regardless of how desperate his neighbour is to marry off his daughters.




Tangelo -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/9/2018 5:38:43 PM)


"Amadeus Beethoven"

A movie in two greatly contrasting parts, I only had to read the names of these two great composers to bring tears to my eyes.

Oh how delightful, warm and touching was the first part, delving into Amadeus Mozart's complicated and hedonistic life, and featuring a beautiful soundtrack of his most gifted compositions. I think back, as this exquisite part drew to a close, and well remember my pounding heart and misty eyes. . . . .

As for the second part, Beethoven ??? Trust me, it's a real dog !!!







WhoreMods -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/10/2018 5:12:32 AM)

National Lampoon's Animal House of Wax

After being refused entry to every fraternity on campus, John Belushi forms a new one with a sinisterly mustached art student, Vincent Price, who insists on filling the frat house with lifelike wax dummies of faculty members and hookers.




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/11/2018 7:09:49 PM)

Gentlemen Prefer Dalmatians

Jeremy is a handsome, affluent, eligible bachelor. He first dates a lovely brunette, but things do not work out. He then takes up
with a lovely redhead, but learns she is only after his money. He then decides blondes are his preference. He meets a dazzling blonde, marries her, but catches her cheating. Disgusted, he decides he prefers Dalmatians. They are not unfaithful and are not after his fortune. He gets one and is so delighted he keeps getting more and more Dalmatians until he has 101 of them. He buys a country estate and lives happily ever after as a bachelor with his dogs.




Tangelo -> RE: Film mash-up game (1/12/2018 12:53:26 AM)


"The Towering Indecent Proposal"

From a disastrous skyscraper fire, caused by illegally installed electrical wiring, to the shockingly daring proposal put to a money hungry, recession-hit architect and his beautiful wife. In this world of architects and architecture, we discover a gamut of intrigue, avarice and smouldering sexual tension between three strong-willed people.

This is not just a powerful movie about the erection of expensive buildings. . . . but a sensual insight into the building of expensive erections !!!!




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