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Bad news, the good news, and the really bad news - 11/25/2017 1:22:20 PM   
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The bad news is that there is a super massive black hole heading straight for earth at 110 km/s.
The good news is that it wont get here for 4 billion years.
The really bad news, Monday will definitely arrive on time.

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RE: Bad news, the good news, and the really bad news - 11/26/2017 11:50:43 AM   
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If that's the huge thing at the galactic core, aren't we heading straight for it, rather than vice versa?

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RE: Bad news, the good news, and the really bad news - 12/3/2017 10:08:21 AM   
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its just a black hole, might be some aliens in it

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RE: Bad news, the good news, and the really bad news - 12/4/2017 7:36:09 AM   
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If that's the huge thing at the galactic core, aren't we heading straight for it, rather than vice versa?



I think it is more of a mutual attraction thing, but to be honest, looking at the pictures of the Andromeda galaxy, I really dont see what the attraction is, I mean it is a rather plain, ordinary spiral galaxy.

And lets face it, if the Andromeda galaxy knew about the population of earth, it would be going in the opposite direction.

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RE: Bad news, the good news, and the really bad news - 12/4/2017 8:28:28 AM   
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Right, so it's not even the black hole at the galactic core which we're getting attracted to, it's the black hole at the core of a different galaxy entirely.
I can't wait until the Mail gets hold of this story.
"The bloody Andromedans, they come over here with heir super massive black holes and swallow our planets! Why doesn't the government do something! It's political correctness gone mad!"

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RE: Bad news, the good news, and the really bad news - 12/4/2017 1:45:40 PM   
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quote:

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Right, so it's not even the black hole at the galactic core which we're getting attracted to, it's the black hole at the core of a different galaxy entirely.
I can't wait until the Mail gets hold of this story.
"The bloody Andromedans, they come over here with heir super massive black holes and swallow our planets! Why doesn't the government do something! It's political correctness gone mad!"


Actually, I have it on good authority (complete with photoshopped evidence) that the British government is behind the whole thing, something about a new intergalactic empire, with the re establishment of the monarchy as the head of the government once they get the Andromeda galaxy close enough.

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RE: Bad news, the good news, and the really bad news - 12/4/2017 2:32:52 PM   
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Sor her Maj Betty Windor is an alien reptoid after all, then?
I'd better buy a shell suit tomorrow...

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