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Cersei Lannister is not going to get relief in death! - 12/24/2017 11:49:35 AM

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Thanks to BBC America and its marathon of Dr. Who, I now know how the white walkers and the Queen bitch is gonna get defeated....

The clue is in the Dr. Who episode, 'The Girl who lived.'

Ashildr is actually Arya Stark!

Now as we all know, when Ashildr was killed, the Doctor put a alien first aid kit in her that healed her, brought her back and made her immortal!

So, it is my theory that in the last episode of the last season, Arya is gonna go batshit crazy and kill the entire army of white walkers and then go after Cersei, who after witnessing her entire army get whipped out in the most gruesome and painful way possible, she will throw herself down the gullet of one of the dragons to avoid being skinned alive then drawn and quartered.

This will of course piss Arya off even more, so when the dragon expels whats left of Cersei, Arya will put the second medkit on those remains so she can spend eternity killing Cersei over and over again, which means the doctor will have to make a special trip to Winterfell to try and convince Arya to cool the vindictive bitch thing and get laid, or take a cold shower, or maybe just get drunk.

Hey, considering some of the other fan fiction dealing with Game of thrones and Doctor Who, at least this one sort of makes sense, in a warped, convoluted sleep deprived way, kinda.

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RE: Cersei Lannister is not going to get relief in death! - 1/9/2018 10:29:10 AM

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i don't believe it, the two have nothing in common....

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RE: Cersei Lannister is not going to get relief in death! - 1/9/2018 4:46:58 PM

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That is Perfect! Way better than Cersei deserves

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RE: Cersei Lannister is not going to get relief in death! - 1/9/2018 5:05:29 PM

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I thought it was prophesied that cersei would be killed by her valonqar (brother)
now whether arya takes tyrions face or jamies....
is the one Im working on.
I loved Masie in Dr Who, altho I havent yet seen the season past, so Im guessing Ive yet to see her return
Ashilda would make cersei suffer like the "tickler" did in harrenhall

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RE: Cersei Lannister is not going to get relief in death! - 1/9/2018 5:38:46 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

I thought it was prophesied that cersei would be killed by her valonqar (brother)
now whether arya takes tyrions face or jamies....
is the one Im working on.
I loved Masie in Dr Who, altho I havent yet seen the season past, so Im guessing Ive yet to see her return
Ashilda would make cersei suffer like the "tickler" did in harrenhall

Ok I just started reading these books, haven't seen any of the series, gotta about these threads...lol

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RE: Cersei Lannister is not going to get relief in death! - 1/9/2018 5:56:37 PM

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omg omg omg, you have only just started?
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yeah im a bit of a fanatic of both, the books and the series... like hardcore...
I could go on, and on, but im not wanting to be a spoiler:)
Enjoy it, my child of summer.

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RE: Cersei Lannister is not going to get relief in death! - 1/11/2018 3:57:55 AM

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I just got the red wedding... Holy fuck.

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