From: Somewhere Texas
You know, tax accountants should enjoy tax season, I mean that is when they make the bulk of their money, but according to the CPA that handles my taxes, it can be a bit unnerving.
As with something my tax accountant said today when I dropped off all the info she needed to do my taxes.
It seems that one of her clients, a woman who has recently decided to join the health/excercise craze has been coming up with questions concerning deductions.
Okay, that is a good thing.
Except that she asked if she could deduct the purchase of a number of sex toys as a health expense since female orgasms are good for cardio and muscle toning.
Well, when my she told me that, I waited a few seconds before asking, "well are they?"
She just did an eye rolling face palm and proceeded to ask me about some expenses for property improvement.
However, I am really interested, I mean doms purchase various items that fall under the sex toy umbrella for use on subs, and if they can be deducted as a health expense, why not?
The same would be true for single women who do not wish to deal with the assholes running around out there.
And then would not the batteries also qualify?
Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?
You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of.
Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI