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ORIGINAL: torturedfacepillow

Classes of Homicidal Lunatic
Homosexual: You saw a prostitute, but you claimed to have already lost your virginity. However, you had not. You are now a doctor, having watched war images, and achieved arousal.

Spy: You visited a dominatrix, for any fee or consent from yourself, and identified as a novice. You didn't get the full ride, but you wanted more, and have been classified by female law students on campus, as an executive officer.

Serial Killer: You've been induced into a manual psychotic break, by a clinical psychologist, someone who specializes in work and job and expertise placement; they found you brilliant, and dated and married you. You are now a state police officer.

Thrill Killer: You could've qualified as a serial killer, but somebody raped the clinical psychologist; you are now a superhero, under assault constantly by those who have sexually assaulted or deported or murdered or forcibly married your love.

Terrorist: You've been manually induced into forced convict labor, as a support of students with disabilities. You now work for free as a sabotage agent, with the assistance of anyone around you; only successful with a campus psychiatric unit; they give you the medication you can't find online, something that isn't heroin out of Vietnam or poppies out of Afghanistan; this stuff, isn't in an online advertisement.

Pedophile: You survived as a vigilante criminal, held under a criminal kingpin; you've been declared reknowned of crime, and a major arts figure, having learned stagecraft and had a prolific writing, arts, or musical career. You're now an old singer, in a droopy bar, the piano man. They injected you on performance enhancing steroids, until you caught the guy, by someone who joined a spy organization out of highschool or college or through spouse.

Illuminati: You're a foreign business officer, out of a Papal unit, of five choices; Italian, Russian, Syrian, Greek, Egyptian. You recruit expert assassins, through patronage of a family that has a past pattern; if one is consulted, to send, you can get membership of their employ from consulting the lead staffer of a family, to save all of them from charges of litany; at the head of the businesses expertise association, politics.

Politician: Your spouse cheated, and you didn't take them back. However, you did not let romance fail you, and you took another lover. You are now a Monarch, a pattern observer.