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tbear4759 -> 9 things I hate about everyone (8/1/2006 5:07:29 PM)

1.  People who point at their wrist whilr asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?  Do I point to my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2.  People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3.  When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".  Damn right!  What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4.  When people say, "it's always the last place you look."  Of course it is.  Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? 

5.  When people say while watching a film, "did you see that?"  No loser, I paid $12 to come to this cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6.People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"....Didn't give me much choice there did ya sunshine?

7.  When something is "new and improved".  Which is it?  If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.  If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8.  When people say, "Life is short."  What the hell???  Life is the longest damn thing anyone  ever does!!!  What can you do that's  longer?

9.  When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks,  "Has the bus come yet?"  If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?




Misstoyou -> RE: 9 things I hate about everyone (8/1/2006 5:35:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: tbear4759

8. When people say, "Life is short." What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer?



I don't know if this is motivating, or just scary. [:D]




ADomDoc -> the worst thing about ... (8/2/2006 5:41:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: tbear4759
"You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view."


.....and the worst thing about eating vegetables? 


Manipulating the wheel chair.





peachums -> RE: the worst thing about ... (8/5/2006 8:03:10 AM)

these were hilarious, because there all true!




Cloudz -> RE: 9 things I hate about everyone (8/5/2006 3:58:57 PM)

Thanks tb - it was a great laugh




Saratov -> RE: the worst thing about ... (8/5/2006 4:28:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ADomDoc

quote:

ORIGINAL: tbear4759
"You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view."


.....and the worst thing about eating vegetables? 


Manipulating the wheel chair.




[8|] Lock the wheels![:D]




DiurnalVampire -> RE: the worst thing about ... (8/5/2006 4:37:11 PM)

7.  When something is "new and improved".  Which is it?  If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.  If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

Working in a store, I've seena  variation on this one...
Who taste tests for the New and Improved flavors on pet food? When it says new meatier taste, who verified these reults?

DV




Saratov -> RE: the worst thing about ... (8/5/2006 5:12:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

Who taste tests for the New and Improved flavors on pet food? When it says new meatier taste, who verified these reults?

DV


Slaves?  Subbies? [:D]




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