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LadyEllen -> RE: Utopia :) (8/3/2006 6:58:10 AM)
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Hmmm. Well, all I can say is that this thread has been of such immense value to me - I've learnt so much. How else would I have learnt such lessons as;
1) women should shut the hell up, especially when the men speak as the men have much more important things to say
2) that women cannot follow the point a man is asserting is evidence of female stupidity, not male incoherence
3) women are totally incompetent at any task not centred around raising children, cooking, housework and catering for male needs
4) women are totally irresponsible, and require constant male supervision and guidance
5) women are capable only of emotional whining and think only of themselves in any situation
6) women are wrong, men are right (even if the woman can provide coherent, evidence based argument - see points (1) and (2))
7) despite their obvious superiority, men do not understand irony, sarcasm, hypothetical reasoning or any other form of communication which is indirect in nature - that women do understand these is evidence of their foolish, dreamy and emotional nature
8) if women wish to be listened to by men, then they should communicate in a form to which men are open; blunt, baseless, assertive and preferably accompanied by abusive comments
9) that utopia is only a few social regressions away, and that since there is a will for it there must be a way
10) that the problems of women are their own, whilst the problems of men are down to women too
However, I am having a few problems to fully understand these lessons. For one, it seems to me that most men talk rubbish if they talk at all, and often their valuable communications seem to be in the form of grunts that are difficult for me to understand - probably just that I'm stupid. Second, I'm running a multi-national company that is highly successful - obviously I've just been lucky to have got this far without a man supervising me to prevent me from foolish emotionality about business. Third that my posts, however oblique and satirical or serious, seem to get rave reviews very often, either in the thread itself or in direct mails to me - from men as well as women. Perhaps as a stupid, emotional and incompetent female I require further male guidance on these items?
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