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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/4/2006 9:12:20 PM   
WyrdRich


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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/4/2006 9:30:13 PM   
Homestead


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Status: offline 		bedknobs and broomsticks,why do these topics keep coming back to disney?

Freaking perv.

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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 12:12:23 AM   
fullofgrace


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Status: offline 		i probably fit that description, to some extent. but actually the reason that i've started to become that way is because my Dominant -wants- that of me. whereas i on the other hand, before i met Him, could go without sex for months, even over a year or two, at a time. i can still go without sex for weeks when i have to. and i don't really masturbate.

but yes, it does seem like he's looking for mother theresa. and i'm with la - there's nothing WRONG with being an insatiable, horny slut. ;)


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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 1:26:13 AM   
Mavis


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Status: offline 		So.. basically we girls are getting a lot more than he is? 

cool.

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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 4:31:02 AM   
RavenMuse


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Status: offline 		To me it sounds like nothing more than a male sub trying to put down fem subs for not being Dommes. Total faliour to see how any member of the gender he wishes to sub to could possibly be really sub and inventing his own lame 'excuses' as to why and 'devaluing' any who do so as having any valid perspectives.



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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 6:26:42 AM   
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Broomsticks are for pussies.  When I'm REALLY horny, I want power tools!





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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 7:05:06 AM   
hizgeorgiapeach


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Status: offline 		The boy has got 3 possible serious issues that he needs to deal with, as I see things.
 
1.) He's got pussy envy.
 
2.) He has yet to learn the difference between Swinger and Submissive. (Or thinks they cannot coexist happily in the same person.)
 
3.) He's got a 1 inch dick when it's hard, and therefore never gets to be the one providing what a woman gets poked with.
 
My money, if we're taking bets, is on reason #3 - personal inadequacy issues.

Take Twice's suggestion, send him running on along to their household, and let Jewel teach him how wrong he is while using him to take out the frustrations of menopause on.

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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 7:18:32 AM   
juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: RavenMuse

To me it sounds like nothing more than a male sub trying to put down fem subs for not being Dommes. Total faliour to see how any member of the gender he wishes to sub to could possibly be really sub and inventing his own lame 'excuses' as to why and 'devaluing' any who do so as having any valid perspectives.




I was thinking this and going to add that because there are so few dommes to sub males, and so many doms to femsubs, that perhaps he is just jealous that we gals have a lot less trouble finding someone that has inventive uses for brooms (smirks).

For the opening post, Im sure this guy has no idea of what femsubs want as he is not one (unless he had gender reassignment surgery). It is funny, I haven't heard dominants complain overly much about a horny submissive, whereas I have heard PLENTY dommes complain about male subs. As for his broomstick visual, wooden handled broomsticks are a hard limit.. who needs splinters there for crying out loud? How could they be removed? Damn, Im not that much of a masochist!

< Message edited by juliaoceania -- 8/5/2006 7:19:56 AM >

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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 7:30:55 AM   
subexec


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Status: offline 		hehe...i think i was getting more sex back in my vanilla life when left to my own devices and could manipulate a sexual encounter whenever i felt the urge. lol

often as a submissive we are actually required to temper it down(us with high drives anyway) in accordance with our Master/dom's desires and patiently wait wait wait.

imho, being a slave doesnt get ya anymore sex than not.

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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 7:43:32 AM   
Mavis


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

It is funny, I haven't heard dominants complain overly much about a horny submissive, whereas I have heard PLENTY dommes complain about male subs.



This whole thread cracks me up, but when Julie mentioned this, i kinda do remember... you know, i have heard a lot of Doms complain that "nobody really wants to serve, they just want kinky sex, and I can get that anywhere." 

i guess it all boils down to..  when you're not finding what you want, the protection measure is to say it doesn't exist at all, rather than admit it's out there, but someone ELSE is getting what you can't seem to land a hand on.

It sounds a little like the "Is Everyone a fake (but me)" threads too.


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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 7:43:34 AM   
81song


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Status: offline 		Its funny how some guys look at all this and do not look at them selfs. I would have to agree with hize

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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 7:53:22 AM   
painpup


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Status: offline 		a broom stick ? really oh my  power tools yikes get some gogles safty first

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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 7:55:10 AM   
juliaoceania


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mavis

quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

It is funny, I haven't heard dominants complain overly much about a horny submissive, whereas I have heard PLENTY dommes complain about male subs.



This whole thread cracks me up, but when Julie mentioned this, i kinda do remember... you know, i have heard a lot of Doms complain that "nobody really wants to serve, they just want kinky sex, and I can get that anywhere." 

i guess it all boils down to..  when you're not finding what you want, the protection measure is to say it doesn't exist at all, rather than admit it's out there, but someone ELSE is getting what you can't seem to land a hand on.

It sounds a little like the "Is Everyone a fake (but me)" threads too.




Let me amend my post, I haven't had any complaints about my horniness...smiles. It is his choice of whether or not to do me after all, isn't it? He is not my life support for a flogger after all.

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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 8:37:26 AM   
NastyDaddy


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ORIGINAL: WetHotGoddess

He said most femsubs he knows are not really subs, but just horny bitches who want someone to tie them down and fuck them with anything from a broomstick to a cock.  He claims that all this talk of virtues and integrity is merely a mask for nymphomaniac whores who want nothing more than to be taken by anything/one available.  



duh...
 
That must be why femsubs make great counterparts to Male Dominants who are not really Dom, but just horny fuckers who just want some horny female nymphomanic to tie down and fuck with anything from a cock to a broomstick, and then a cock again and again after all the sweeping is gefini... all this talk of virtues and integrity is merely a mask for nymphomaniacal Dominant Male whores who want nothing more than to fuck anything/one available... to get laid by using femsubs who need laying!
What fucking nerve! ... Us desperate despicable bastards! 
 
 
 
 

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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 9:31:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		Any male submissive in My care, My domain, My Circle, who made such a vile statement against another's submission, would be immediately banished.  It never fails to amaze Me how narrow minded people can be.

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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 9:41:22 AM   
Mavis


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

Let me amend my post, I haven't had any complaints about my horniness...smiles.


Geez!    So W/we can include Synergy in the short list of guys who have the illusive horney female who also serves?   OMG.


Edited to add:   Julia, i am SO sorry, i have been calling you Julie all this time, bad vision, and assumptive reading.  my apologies...  toddles off in search of her younger days when she could read...

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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 10:03:57 AM   
LuckyAlbatross


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Status: offline 		Weird, I didn't get any tone of defensiveness or insulting in the original post at all.

But then people tell me *I* have anger problems and insecurity problems when I make bold statements like that also.

Seriously, I think he's completely true.  I think a huge amount of people who come onto this site really just want a vanilla romance with frequent hot kinky sex, and often hide this under a guise of wanting lofty ideals of service and submission.

I also think there's nothing wrong with that.

So if you want to say things like *I* somehow am annoyed that subs aren't doms, or jealous or insecure...feel free.  But I think it's just the reality of the situation.

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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 10:54:30 AM   
juliaoceania


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Status: offline 		In the original post it sounds like he was talking about people he knew in the real world, not those logging on to CM. I am not insulted by what he said, but his observation is nothing but an opinion viewed from a sampling of lord knows who. I do not think that it lacks validity one way or another. It isn't true of me, and since I have not done some random survey with defined boundaries as to what a horny sub that just wants to be fucked is as compared to one that fucks just for the pleasure of their owner, I will take this opinion like many others and put it where it belongs, under stereotypes that are unsubstantiated.

I do not like it when I see my brothers in submission branded as "do-mes" because they have the nerve to want their fetishes fulfilled once in a while, I do not like seeing a fellow submissive male do the same to female submissives. Although I am not "offended", because I think there is nothing wrong with being horny, kinky, and a bedroom submissive... but to paint the majority of us with that brush is like any other stereotyping behavior, it sounds ignorant.


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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 11:38:16 AM   
popeye1250


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Status: offline 		And female subs enjoying sex is wrong because?

WethotGodess, perhaps you need to tie this flippant sub down and use a broomstick on him.
And give him a good beating while you're at it!

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RE: From dicks to broomhandles - 8/5/2006 12:33:03 PM   
Lashra


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Status: offline 		ROFL!! Good one LadyHugs!  Yes it sounds to me as if the boy is feeling some jealousy. Perhaps there's just too much competition out there for him to handle.

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