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agirl -> RE: Hot and Cold (8/6/2006 7:27:29 AM)
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Something in this thread reminded me of this;
Rubbish at Adultery
Must I give up another night
To hear you whinge and whine
About how terribly grim
you feel
And what a dreadful swine
You are? You say you'll
never leave
Your wife and children. Fine.
When have I ever asked
you to?
I'd settle for a kiss.
Couldn't you, for an hour or so,
Just leave them out of this?
A rare ten minutes off
from guilty
Diatribes- What bliss.
Yes, I'm aware you're
sensitive:
A tortured wounded soul.
I'm after passion, thrills
and fun,
You say fun takes it's toll.
So what are we doing here?
I fear
We've lost our common goal.
You're rubbish at adultery,
I think you ought to quit.
Trouble is, at fidelity
You're also slightly shit.
Choose one and do it
properly,
You stupid, stupid git.
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