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peachums -> cyber bdsm (8/6/2006 10:49:43 PM)
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Sub: Oh what shall I do for you today master?
Dom: :grins:..Oh I've got something planned for you today..
Sub: What is it? I'm dying to know! Anything to serve you master..
Dom: Silence! :slaps across the face: You'll know soon enough..
Dom: Now get on your hands and knees ..
Sub: :gets on hands and knees:
Dom: Who is your master? :gets out whip:
Sub:You are! :Turns around and gives a coy look:
Dom: Did I tell you to turn around? :slaps with whip across face:
Sub: :covers face: No master! I'm sorry..
Dom: Oh yes, you are going to be very sorry!!
Dom: Oh shit..
Sub: What?
Dom: I just an email stating that my internet is going to be cut off in about a minute
Sub: What!?! I was getting so in to this! -_-
Dom: Yeah well sorry, I forgot to pay my bills..
Sub: You stupid bastard!!!!
Dom: Oh get the fuc------{Dom has signed off}
Sub: Damn it
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this always makes me laugh cause its so true!
peach
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