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The Purina Diet - 8/8/2006 1:37:55 PM

Yang4yin

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I have a Labrador retriever, and was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog? (Duh!)

On impulse, I told her no, that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

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RE: The Purina Diet - 8/12/2006 3:40:49 PM

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ROFLMFFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicely done :)

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RE: The Purina Diet - 8/12/2006 3:43:06 PM

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Funny, but pahunkboy posted this in the Random Stupidity forum last Wednesday.

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
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Let go it's harder holding on
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RE: The Purina Diet - 8/12/2006 5:28:44 PM

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Funny, but pahunkboy posted this in the Random Stupidity forum last Wednesday.

I believe he posted after this was, here is his time stamp for it.

budies purina diet - 8/9/2006 4:31:33 AM

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RE: The Purina Diet - 8/12/2006 5:39:53 PM

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And I posted it on

The Purina Diet - 7/31/2006 12:07:46 PM

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RE: The Purina Diet - 8/12/2006 7:38:12 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

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Funny, but pahunkboy posted this in the Random Stupidity forum last Wednesday.

I believe he posted after this was, here is his time stamp for it.

budies purina diet - 8/9/2006 4:31:33 AM

Ack, he sure did WWS ..... Yangforyin, my apologies.

*looks below, at Lotus' post.......*

Well, shit lol.

*hands Lotus the blue ribbon cause she was first* Sorrrrry..... gonna start minding my own business.... someday lol

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

~~ Stone Temple Pilots

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