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RE: The formula for success. or, "Why can't I meet... - 8/10/2006 9:10:00 AM   
MsSonnetMarwood


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Take off 20 points for each year the sub has been "exploring kink" online (reading, chatrooms, etc) but not gone out to local munches and other groups or met someone face to face (no matter orientation of people met) in that same year.

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RE: The formula for success. or, "Why can't I meet... - 8/10/2006 5:26:12 PM   
LTRsubNW


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DOH!

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RE: The formula for success. or, "Why can't I meet... - 8/10/2006 5:45:53 PM   
LotusSong


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To find a Domme.. hide in the bushes and make a sound like a butt plug :)

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RE: The formula for success. or, "Why can't I meet... - 8/11/2006 6:12:28 AM   
LTRsubNW


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

To find a Domme.. hide in the bushes and make a sound like a butt plug :)


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (I'm not even sure why that's funny....but it is lol)

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The REAL Formula For Success For Finding A Femdom - 8/11/2006 4:09:02 PM   
WhipTheHip


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Add 100 points for each of the following:
 
1.  You are filthy rich and have lots of money throw away.
2. You are very generous with your money, especially to women who abuse you.
3. You are young, good-lookiing and have lots of muscles.
4. You have an attractive personality.
5. You are humorous and are able keep all those around in stitches.
6. You graduated college and are gainfully employed in a high income profession.
7.  You have execllent personal hygene, and have no major flaws or weaknesses.
8. You come from a good family.
9.  You have very low self-esteem when it comes to women, feel you are unlovable,
     unworthy, and have little or no interest in sexual intercourse. This is especially
     true if you are the CEO of a large corporation.
10. You can put up with a female who is generally speaking, selfish, self-centered,
      childish, has constant PMS, and can't hold a job, except that of professional bitch.
11. You know you are always wrong, and know a man's place is serving women.
12. Your ideal mate is a former hooker whose looks have faded, and can't get normal
      clients. 
13.  You don't care if she has an education, has no money, is always needing
       things, has no interest love, has virtually nothing to her name, and cares 
       nothing about you.         
 
I am friends with a female who runs a famous Dominatrix business. 
 
[Mod Note:  egregious use of capitalization fixed]

< Message edited by ModeratorEleven -- 8/11/2006 4:48:16 PM >

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