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2 Woman beat man with Tongs Very True and Bizarre - 12/22/2004 9:17:45 PM   
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SAVANNAH, Ga. (AP) - Police are looking for two women they say sexually assaulted a man with a pair of cooking tongs in a drug-related attack.

Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan police say the victim, a 25-year-old man, awoke Saturday morning with a metal object protruding from his body.

The victim, who police say was using cocaine at the time, told police he does not remember much of what happened.

He told doctors he was drinking and using cocaine at his mobile home Friday night when he saw two women outside his home and invited them in.

The victim's cousin took him to Memorial Health University Medical Center Saturday after he complained of pain. Doctors surgically removed an object identified as "one half of a pair of food tongs," and turned it over to police.

No information was available on the man's condition, according to a hospital spokesman.

The two women are wanted on aggravated sexual battery charges, but police say they aren't having much luck finding them.

"We have no descriptions of the women, being that (the victim) is not cooperating with the police," police spokesman Sgt. Mike Wilson said. "And there's little we can do to urge cooperation."

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RE: 2 Woman beat man with Tongs Very True and Bizarre - 12/22/2004 10:24:48 PM   
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What was it Seinfeld said in regards to something like this???.... "Once in a lifetime thing Doc... I fell off the ladder and whooops"... LOL... too funny!

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RE: 2 Woman beat man with Tongs Very True and Bizarre - 12/23/2004 2:18:06 AM   
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omg, LMFAO.. that cracked me up!!!! TY for posting. :D

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RE: 2 Woman beat man with Tongs Very True and Bizarre - 12/23/2004 7:41:18 AM   
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Ohhhh wait, I have two last thoughts! I had a friend that worked at an ER in Atlanta. He told me that people came with any number of things stuck "up there". Perhaps something else was lost up there, and the tongs were merely an attempt to retrieve it gone awry????

And the 2nd thought.... How the heck do you tell the cops something like that? "Well officers, you see, what happened was, uhhhhh, I was drinking and doing drugs, I picked up these 2 girls to party, and the next thing I know, I'm naked face down on the bed with tongs sticking out of my butt. Arrest those women, Officers!!!" It's almost like the drug dealer who's been robbed of all his drugs reporting it to the cops... roflmao!

Oh I needed that laugh this morning!!

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RE: 2 Woman beat man with Tongs Very True and Bizarre - 12/24/2004 4:58:14 AM   
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My ex girlfriends father is a gastro endosurgeon (think thats whats its called).
The weird things they have removede from people, champagne glasses, 20mm dummy shells, carrots, cell phones. Well, anyways, people have funny excuses, "well, i was in the shower and had some drink, and i accidentally sat down on the glass, and up it went."
He even gave me some advice, should i ever encounter a situation like this. If its a bottle, and the opening is out, you can pour plaster in there and insert some kind of handle into it, like a cork screw, then yank it out when it has hardened.

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RE: 2 Woman beat man with Tongs Very True and Bizarre - 12/24/2004 10:20:20 PM   
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I had a friend who was an ER nurse, and she told me once of a man who came into the ER with an ink pen stuck in his urethra. The only thing visible was the tip sticking about an inch out. The clip of the ink pin was what was keeping the pin from coming out. His story???? That was how he wrote his girlfriend love letters.

They had to cut his penis open from the tip of the head to a point about halfway up, and then sew him back up. They gave him amyl nitrate to lower his blood pressure whenever he felt an erection coming on ---- for obvious reasons.

They referred to him as "the happy author" .....

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RE: 2 Woman beat man with Tongs Very True and Bizarre - 12/28/2004 6:42:37 AM   
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I think i'm going to get rid of my food tongs now...or at least keep them in a safe place where no one can find them but me LOL Thanks this made me laugh!

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RE: 2 Woman beat man with Tongs Very True and Bizarre - 1/3/2005 6:20:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Expmfyr

He even gave me some advice, should i ever encounter a situation like this. If its a bottle, and the opening is out, you can pour plaster in there and insert some kind of handle into it, like a cork screw, then yank it out when it has hardened.


Thanks, but that's a tip I don't expect to be needing.

Dang, and I misread the title, thinking 2 women in thongs had beatten up the dude.


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