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WhiteRadiance -> IF ASSHOLES COULD FLY.... (8/10/2006 7:16:16 PM)
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This is my first attempt at the humor forum, so please be gentle.. OH I love this!! I hope it brings a smile to all who read it! :)
25 THINGS A STRESSED DOMINA MAY SAY
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
4.. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
9. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
senseless acts of self-control?
10. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
11. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
12. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
13. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
14. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone
to sleep yet!
15. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
16. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
17. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. (hmm)
18. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
19. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
20. Did I step on your ego, or was that a worm?
21. You look like shit.. Is that the style now?
22. Earth is full. Go home.
23. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
24. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
25. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
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