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A Blonde goes into an Icecream shop, and looks around a bit... The guy behind the counter asks if he can help her... she says "yes, I would like 3 scoops of Chocolate Icecream" and starts digging through her purse for her money...
The guy says "i'm sorry ma'am but we don't have any chocolate"...
She doesn't tke her eyes off of her purse, and says "then I will take 2 scoops of Chocolate"....
The guys once again says "I'm sorry ma'am, but we don't have any chocolate"...
The Blonde starts to get annoyed b/c she just wants her treat... and says "then just give me one scoop of chocolate"...
The guy looks at her and is even MORE annoyed and says "Spell STRAW as in Strawberry..."
She thinks for a minute "S-T-R......A-W"
"Good, now spell VAN as in Vanilla"....
"V-A........N"
"Very good... now spell FUCK as in Chocolate".....
She thinks really hard... then says "But there's no FUCK in Chocolate...."
"THAT'S WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!!!!"
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