NastyDaddy
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Joined: 9/8/2004 Status: offline
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With people throwing up over the scent of menstruation, others professing doldrums they perceive in feasting on kitty, the beauty of spread butterfly wings and a few other whole other nine yards... let's lighten it up and see how it all got started: In the beginning God created man to trim the fruit trees and water the lillies in the Garden of Eden. God called this new man creation Adam. After a few rounds around the Garden of Eden, Adam was thinking like... hey God, are you all done... I need some pussy to eat!!! So with a rib snatched from Adam, God then created pussy from the rib and called it woman, Eve for the prototype unit. Over the next few days, God was amazed to see how much enjoyment eating pussy brought to Adam and Eve both. God was pleased, especially at how Eve would get on top and cowgirl Adam after a good tongue-pussy lashing... A few days later God saw Adam standing by himself in the Garden of Eden... God said, ''Adam, where is Eve, your pussy?'' Adam replied, ''Oh hi God, she's standing in the water down there in the creek, washing herself up after we made wild passionate love for the last 72 hours, thank you so very much, but I'm sure she will be ok God!' God replied, ''It's not Eve that I'm worried about Adam... it's that now all the fish will smell like pussy!'' (one for your journal)
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