You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms)

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Littlepita -> You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 9:11:18 AM)
Got this from another site and thought it was great. [:)] If you ever use the phrase "A real sub wouldn't have a problem doing that"... you might be a Wannabe If you think the word "submissive" means the same thing as "easy"... you might be a Wannabe If you think leading your sub around by a leash in the supermarket is appropriate entertainment for everyone... you might be a Wannabe If you think it's perfectly acceptable to address all submissives as "slut"... you might be a Wannabe If you think SSC stands for "See Submissives Cower"...you might be a Wannabe If your vanity plate reads "MSTR-2-U"... you might be a Wannabe If you enter a chat room and command all the subs to call you Sir... you might be a Wannabe If you're trying to book a flight to GOR... you might be a Wannabe If you think all subs put out on the first date... you might be a Wannabe If you think the only purpose for nipple piercing is to have a place to hang your car keys... you might be a Wannabe If you think the GOR novels are based in fact... you might be a Wannabe If you can't understand why a sub refuses to meet you for the first time alone at your place... you might be a Wannabe If you think limits are nothing you need to consider seriously... you might be a Wannabe If you think safewords are for sissies... you might be a Wannabe If you think placing a "Sir" or "Master" in front of your nick name automatically makes you a Dom... you might be a Wannabe If you think R/L is just like cyber... you might be a Wannabe If you think using lube for fisting or anal play is too kind... you might be a Wannabe (or a really mean sadist) If you have to constantly refer to the owner's manual to use your toys... you might be a Wannabe If you think Dom's can't show their feelings and need to be cold and aloof... you might be a Wannabe If you have any reason to fear ATF Agents could confiscate your toys... you might be a Wannabe If you think the KGB Interrogation Manual is the definitive "how to" book for BDSM... you might be a Wannabe. If you think sterile needles for play piercing are too expensive to only use once... you might be a Wannabe If household items don't inspire you (wooden spoons, clothespins, etc.)... you might be a Wannabe If you think electricity play consists of plug in socket/exposed wires touching sub... you might be a Wannabe If you think a bullwhip is the best choice for a warm up tool... you might be a Wannabe

beenwhipped -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 9:18:04 AM)
If you think the only purpose for nipple piercing is to have a place to hang your car keys... thats all wrong, i hang my keys on her hood pearcing

cheshireboy -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 9:24:26 AM)
very amusing. cheshire

MistressTexas -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 9:32:41 AM)
If you read that list and think about how to punish Littlepita for being so oblivious to your obvious "Dom-ness"........ You might be a Wannabe

LaTigresse -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 9:35:19 AM)
dear pita, thank you so much for the smile and chuckles that brought!

Littlepita -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 11:15:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressTexas If you read that list and think about how to punish Littlepita for being so oblivious to your obvious "Dom-ness"........ You might be a Wannabe Uh Oh!!! runs and hides

CrappyDom -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 12:37:07 PM)
quote: If you ever use the phrase "A real sub wouldn't have a problem doing that"... you might be a Wannabe If you think the word "submissive" means the same thing as "easy"... you might be a Wannabe Guilty (I mean, it is rather often true) quote: If you think all subs put out on the first date... you might be a Wannabe Guilty, I mean it has always been true for me, hell, I have even cum in their mouths before I said hello... quote: If you can't understand why a sub refuses to meet you for the first time alone at your place... you might be a Wannabe guilty, I have made them meet me naked with their mouths or their legs spread wide open for my use. quote: If you think limits are nothing you need to consider seriously... you might be a Wannabe Guilty quote: If you think using lube for fisting or anal play is too kind... you might be a Wannabe (or a really mean sadist) Guilty, sadist and all quote: If you have any reason to fear ATF Agents could confiscate your toys... you might be a Wannabe Guilty quote: If you think sterile needles for play piercing are too expensive to only use once... you might be a Wannabe Guilty, I mean if you only play with one person... quote: If household items don't inspire you (wooden spoons, clothespins, etc.)... you might be a Wannabe Guilty, I don't play with ordinary women and I don't use ordinary toys quote: If you think electricity play consists of plug in socket/exposed wires touching sub... you might be a Wannabe Guilty, can you say mindfuck, thanks for the cool idea!

spankmepink11 -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 12:57:45 PM)
I must be some twisted masochistic wannabe because CrappyDom's post just gave me a "moment"

ravn -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 12:59:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: spankmepink11 I must be some twisted masochistic wannabe because CrappyDom's post just gave me a "moment" agreed

CrappyDom -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 1:02:17 PM)
I have some openings in my calendar later this month...

Emperor1956 -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 1:13:31 PM)
If you read littlepita's post and emailed it to the 207 submissives you collared online on your IM list, none of whom you have actually met in person, and you only allow them to post on CM with YOUR NAME in [ ] after her name, you might be a..... Very funny. And CD, nice to see you back and in such good form. Where you been? E.

painpup -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 1:20:01 PM)
very amusing but soooooooooooooooo true

juliaoceania -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 1:29:07 PM)
I have an issue with two of these... I just know I am supposed to put out on the first date.. this is bdsm 101[:D] And the KGB interrogation handbook is better than the kumasutra...smiles

enigmabrat -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 3:21:01 PM)
this is not only very funny but so very true

Emperor1956 -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 7:01:51 PM)
quote: juliaoceania sez: And the KGB interrogation handbook is better than the kumasutra...smiles And it is so much easier for us old, nonlimber Doms to get into the KGB's positions. E

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 7:11:04 PM)
*runs out to yank the plate off his jeep* ok so if my keys are not to hang on her nipple rings where do I put them I want to say I must be a wannabe . but fuck me to tears . it works fer me . lmaoooo

JassWolf -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 7:54:07 PM)
plugging in old lamp cord, polishing new "implements" purchased from Spencer Gifts..... Hey, pita, I thought I told you to keep quiet about all my secret dom stuff. And shit, girl, you made me wait longer than that. What's up with that, huh? Finally, speak to me ONLY in third person. How many times I gotta tell ya? Bend over that there sawhorse while I borrow a bull whip. Sheesh. JW

Littlepita -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 8:00:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JassWolf Finally, speak to me ONLY in third person. How many times I gotta tell ya? Bend over that there sawhorse while I borrow a bull whip. Sheesh. JW But Daddy, this here girl is tired of getting splinters on her behind! [sm=ugh.gif]

corsetgirl -> RE: You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) (8/13/2006 9:22:36 PM)
Hmmmm....so true... and these wannabees will never get with me...lol.

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