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RE: The doll - 8/14/2006 6:06:02 PM

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Limits my ass!

Get in there and say, Don't you fuckin' look at me, don't you say a goddamn word, don't speak, don't twitch a muscle, don't even think, just lay there!!!!!!!

Then squirt a little jizz on her face, throw her a hankie, tell her clean herself up and get me a beer, or the rest of the day is gonna be a bitch too!

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RE: The doll - 8/14/2006 6:19:32 PM

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I've considered getting one of those blow up "Sexy Maid" dolls, but I'm thinking, "what do you do when she doesn't do what you want?"

Do you deflate the blow up vaccum cleaner to piss her off?

(And then throw away the inflatable Pine Sol right in front of her to make your point?)

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RE: The doll - 8/15/2006 10:34:50 AM

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ORIGINAL: Wolfie648
Invvestigate them all in minute detail. Let us know the results.
D (owner of j).

allternatively, i coould innvestigate hhow to sppell innvestigate.

why is it the sack of bricks that always tries to be the smartass ?

ohhhhh .... touchy aren't we?

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RE: The doll - 8/15/2006 11:15:03 AM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Limits my ass!

Get in there and say, Don't you fuckin' look at me, don't you say a goddamn word, don't speak, don't twitch a muscle, don't even think, just lay there!!!!!!!

Then squirt a little jizz on her face, throw her a hankie, tell her clean herself up and get me a beer, or the rest of the day is gonna be a bitch too!

LOL...Ron is getting way too much into this thread. One hilarious one after the other.

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RE: The doll - 8/15/2006 1:52:43 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

I think this is being blown out of all proportions and such a high pressure thread is bound to bring all manner of inflated ideas in response.

Punny, very punny indeed!

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RE: The doll - 8/15/2006 2:01:26 PM

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Since the blow up doll is incapable of giving concent, I believe using her for play breaks some of the most important ideas of BDSM play.

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RE: The doll - 8/15/2006 2:35:19 PM

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Mattel might sue!

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RE: The doll - 8/15/2006 4:48:42 PM

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well, to serve, if you accept the institution of passive consent, i'd say the doll consents.

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RE: The doll - 8/15/2006 5:55:04 PM

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Why, wouldn't that fall into the category of "non consentual non consent" ?

besides- the loaded model prob comes with a pre programmed voice box.

Says: Yes! Please! No limits! *

The high end luxury model lets you use a remote to advance program and specialize it's vocabulary and response.

* see your dealer for details!!!

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RE: The doll - 8/16/2006 5:38:42 AM

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What happens if the Dom and Sub Doll are allowed to play at a party and another Dom askes if they can then play with the Sub who after a time GOES DOWN on that Dom does the Sub Dolls Master get upset and flog it or take it back to the store where he tells the shop assistant that it went Down on some one.
Does the shop assistant then tell the Master "If I had known that it could do that I would have charged you extra"

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RE: The doll - 8/16/2006 5:29:58 PM

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I would suspect the shop assistant would just give the dom spare mouths.

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RE: The doll - 8/16/2006 11:17:03 PM

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well, to serve, if you accept the institution of passive consent, i'd say the doll consents.

Passive consent then would also apply to animals and children...the only difference is that dolls are not against the law...well, not so far.

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RE: The doll - 8/17/2006 12:38:43 AM

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Oh yes! I would certainly "play" with this guy...I would have endless amounts of fun, mostly at his expense, mind you, but it would still be fun.

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RE: The doll - 8/17/2006 12:50:24 AM

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It just occured to me, with a doll, just who really gives the blow jobs?

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RE: The doll - 8/17/2006 2:38:28 AM

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It's a wierd thing for sure.
A male Dom constantly forced to give his girl blowjobs before He can play with her?

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RE: The doll - 8/17/2006 4:00:48 AM

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

unless of course she has a collar and leash............then "heel" would work well also

Or you could fill her with helium and teach her to float.....

Let us think about this for a minute; are you sure the doll is a subbie? I mean she sounds like a domme to me. Why? Because you have to give her a blowjob before she will even think about playing with you.

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RE: The doll - 8/17/2006 8:26:56 AM

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Force the garage slave, the air pig, to do it for you!

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RE: The doll - 8/17/2006 9:16:29 AM

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Limits my ass!

Get in there and say, Don't you fuckin' look at me, don't you say a goddamn word, don't speak, don't twitch a muscle, don't even think, just lay there!!!!!!!

Then squirt a little jizz on her face, throw her a hankie, tell her clean herself up and get me a beer, or the rest of the day is gonna be a bitch too!

LOL...Ron is getting way too much into this thread. One hilarious one after the other.

Is it Ron's doll?

<smiles sweetly>
bearlee

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RE: The doll - 8/18/2006 7:38:14 AM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

dehuminization? Make it stare at the box it came in, and read the instructions over and over again.

Ron

*snarfs her coffee through her nose and splatters it all over her laptop*

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RE: The doll - 8/18/2006 1:15:52 PM

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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

fill her with helium and teach her to float.....

a doll - floating - well, blessed be!
rubber subspace- flying!

Do they really have to be orally blown? Would an electrical or bicycle type pump do the job? Foreplay for the inanimate? giggle..

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