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kitty2MLoneWolf -> Your favorite dancing banana recipe (8/22/2006 6:51:15 PM)

Ok.. here is the place to put all those recipes to help us destroy the over abundance of dancing bananas.

Here is my contribution:

Banana Split Pie
(made in a 13x9 pan)

Bottom Layer is a graham cracker crust
Second Layer is 1lb of softened cream cheese and 1 lb of powdered sugar
  mix with beaters until smooth consistency
Third Layer crushed pineapple
Fourth Layer sliced dancing bananas [sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif]
Fifth Layer sliced strawberries
Sixth Layer Whipped Cream
Drizzle chocolate syrup, crushed nuts (I like walnuts but you can pick your choice) and top with maraschino cherries..

Refrigerate until firm and serve!!

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Gauge -> RE: Your favorite dancing banana recipe (8/22/2006 10:52:35 PM)

Dancin' Bananas Foster

First, find a small thermonuclear device and place it in the lair of the dancin' bananas. Set it to detonate in an hour. Get a bottle of rum. Drink it in the hour that you are waiting for banana genocide. When the nuke goes off, it will kill the bananas, cook the bananas, and then all you have to do is eat them and some ice cream because you will have drunk all of the rum.

Kids... don't try this without an adult. Remember, safety in the kitchen is important.



enigmabrat -> RE: Your favorite dancing banana recipe (8/23/2006 2:22:21 AM)

Dancing Banan upsidedown cake!!!!



twicehappy -> RE: Your favorite dancing banana recipe (8/23/2006 3:13:23 AM)

Dancing banana bread;

Lay bread out on a wooden bread board, catch the bananas and pin them to the bread with hatpins, then beat them with a mallet until they are still, use a rolling pin to even out the carcasses on the bread and brown in a 350 oven.



RavenMuse -> RE: Your favorite dancing banana recipe (8/23/2006 4:51:20 AM)

Take one cute naked girlie
Tie firmly to bed
Apply sliced bananas (no longer 'dancing') liberaly and strategicly
Add cold whipped cream to taste

Remove with tongue, enjoy her squirming, moaning and begging...
........oh and the banana's & cream taste good too [8D]

If she is a really good girl, she maybe allowed to beg for something to 'eat' too [;)][:D]



kitty2MLoneWolf -> RE: Your favorite dancing banana recipe (8/23/2006 7:55:11 AM)

Ok... I am calling this an official thread hijack..... but it got me giggling so hard I most certainly do not mind.... anyone else have any good ones...

And Gauge... I just LOVED your idea!!!!!!!

Raven..if you are ever in the states.. please come visit me... I wanna have you show me how to "create" your recipe personally <wink>



RavenMuse -> RE: Your favorite dancing banana recipe (8/23/2006 7:58:53 AM)

Well you can alway whip the cream when it is in place on the cute naked girlie. fun but it isn't easy getting the flogger clean afterwards [;)]



beenwhipped -> RE: Your favorite dancing banana recipe (8/23/2006 7:59:27 AM)

Frozen Chocolate Dancing Banana Pops

INGREDIENTS:
6 ripe benjis, i mean dancing bananas
1 cup semisweet chocolate chips
PREPARATION:
Peel dancing bananas; cut in half crosswise. Insert a wooden stick into flat end of each dancing banana half. Lay dancing bananas on a shallow pan or baking sheet; freeze for about 3 hours, until very firm. Melt chocolate chips over hot water. With a spatula, quickly spread melted chocolate over each dancing banana, coating well. Chocolate will become firm right away. Wrap each dancing banana in foil; store in freezer.



spankmepink11 -> RE: Your favorite dancing banana recipe (8/23/2006 8:07:51 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: RavenMuse

Take one cute naked girlie
Tie firmly to bed
Apply sliced bananas (no longer 'dancing') liberaly and strategicly
Add cold whipped cream to taste



Ahhh...Ravenmuse....just another reason to appreciate You....another shameless fruit lover.....a suggestion if Your girl requires a snack...fresh pineapple rings....placed...strategically..

As to the OP...i love dancing banana smoothies.....and dancing banana bread.

PS....does any one else ever have that crazy  gwen stefani song dancing through their heads each time they  type/spell the word bananas????   I find myself chanting in a sing song voice as i type...B-A-N-A-N-A-S....!!



kitty2MLoneWolf -> RE: Your favorite dancing banana recipe (8/23/2006 8:14:12 AM)

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!   I have a friend who has that as her "rings" when you call her..it sings while it "locates" her.. Damn you ... now I will have that song in my head all day!



eroticangel -> RE: Your favorite dancing banana recipe (8/23/2006 8:16:17 AM)

i'm laughing...that song enters my head whenever i have to spell bananas.



Gauge -> RE: Your favorite dancing banana recipe (8/24/2006 4:49:17 PM)

Dancin' Banana Daiquiri

First, make friends with several dancin' bananas. Invite them over to your house for a cookout. Get them drunk on shots of rum and triple sec. Then invite them inside for a few minutes to 'help with carrying things out for the grill.' When they are inside, beat the living fuck out of them with a baseball bat. Stick the little, limp, dead, bludgeoned bananas into your blender, add a bit of sugar and some crushed ice and blend those in with your now dead 'friends.' You don't need to add alcohol because it is already in the dancin' freaks. Pour into a nice daiquiri glass and sit in the shade and enjoy a refreshing drink... knowing that you are ridding the world of dancin' bananas, a bunch at a time.



kitty2MLoneWolf -> RE: Your favorite dancing banana recipe (8/24/2006 6:56:08 PM)

Gauge..you are one sick puppy....oh wait..thats benji...uhmm who has declared to be the dancing banana..Dammit Gauge?? are YOU the dancing banana?



gooddogbenji -> RE: Your favorite dancing banana recipe (8/24/2006 7:00:01 PM)

Take one dancing banana-puppy; whip for 2-3 hours until stiff; eat banana.

Yours,


benji



Gauge -> RE: Your favorite dancing banana recipe (8/24/2006 10:12:00 PM)

quote:

Gauge..you are one sick puppy....oh wait..thats benji...uhmm who has declared to be the dancing banana..Dammit Gauge?? are YOU the dancing banana?


I am not a dancing banana, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.



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